Nerds around the world united today in celebration when the nation of Japan announced that the world's first AndrioidBabe had been invented! One D&D geek in Houston said, "The cherry on top of the ice cream is that she is a hot Japanese chick and not a chunky white girl from Pasadena with acne who smells like K-Mart." This could mean an economic downturn for makers of science fiction movies, videogames, and Linux software. With all the geeks that are expected to order their Hot Japanese Girlfriend 1.1 from Amazon.com this fall the aforementioned industries will surely suffer. Parents need to face up to the fact that they will never get their geek sons out of their rooms once Brown delivers.
"We have found that people forget she is an android while interacting with her" - Prof Hiroshi Ishiguru