I came across a funny website in my daily lunch hour Internet ramblings... www.standonguard.com. The cartography section is particularly funny. Here is the plan for once Canada captures the U.S.
Legend For Easy Interpretation of our Redesigned USA
Under Canadian World Domination we find states to be illogical and prefer provinces. The following zones have been renamed to suit Canuck aims.
ZONE I: Laporte Memorial Park (territory) "LMP"
ZONE II: Land Du Beaver (territory) "LDB"
ZONE III: Molson (province)
ZONE IV: Acadia (province)
ZONE V: Kraftland (province)
ZONE VI: Degrassi Jr. Wasteland (province) "DJW"
ZONE VII: Dief The Chief (province) "DTC"
HORTON BAY: This is our man-made reservoir -- we have flooded several former American states to make this majestic watery area. There was no purpose, just cruelty.
ZONE VIII: Littlest-Hobo-Land (province)
ZONE IX: Bombardier (province)
ZONE X: The Hip (province)
ZONE XI: The Trudeau Compound -- this is our man-made penal colony. Some have suggested that the United States of America be flooded with nuclear radiation and used for soil experimentation instead of wasting time with colonization attempts.
ZONE XII: Johnny LaRue Provincial Park -- Recently added in honour of Canada's Nunavut, this zone is mostly lake area. Refugees from the flooding of Horton Bay will be invited to build houseboats from driftwood and learn to enjoy living in this scenic area.