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    Caption Contest August 17


    Remember to keep this tasteful now and treat it with all the respect it deserves.
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    The lick - a - chick product manager assesses the freshness of the meat.

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    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    This is what happens if you wander around the acres owned by The Nuge.
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    Sushi to go!



    Freshness guaranteed!
    In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.

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    Is this cheaper than a full tank of gas ?
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    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    "Caucasian - the other other white meat."
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    Quote Originally posted by otterpop
    "Caucasian - the other other white meat."
    ROFLOL.

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    Anthony Hopkins returns for his landmark role as Dr. Hannibal Lecter for the latest installment in the Silence of the Lambs series. Silence of the Lambs part 4, Full Freezer! Staring Sandra Bullock as Clarice Starling, Kevin Bacon as Freezer Burnt, and Stan as the Zoning Officer.

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    I just noticed I posted this with tomorrow's date - Sorry Donk, didn't mean to steal August 16th's thunder from ya....

    great responses. I'm liking Otterpop's best so far
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    What Jeffery Dahmer's daydreams looked like...
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    C'mon and get me you twist of fate
    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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    Quote Originally posted by Mastiff
    What Jeffery Dahmer's daydreams looked like...


    Good caption but really gross.

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    Quote Originally posted by Michele Zone


    Good caption but really gross.
    Why thank you!
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    C'mon and get me you twist of fate
    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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    Quote Originally posted by Mastiff
    Why thank you!
    You are welcome. You are also incorrigible.

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    Vera !!!! You sais you gottem on special at the Piggly Wiggly. Yontoo hed downta Wal-Mart ta looks at a nue deep freeze.
    "And all this terrible change had come about because he had ceased to believe himself and had taken to believing others. " - Leo Tolstoy

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    Quote Originally posted by Michele Zone
    You are welcome. You are also incorrigible.
    So they say...
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    C'mon and get me you twist of fate
    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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    Click image for larger version

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    (not my best effort)
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    A local buysin bulk in the meat department of Papua's new Sam's Club.

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    Fresh Organic Free Range Soilent Green

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    Quote Originally posted by el Guapo
    Fresh Organic Free Range Soilent Green
    I reiterate:

    Quote Originally posted by Michele Zone


    Good caption but really gross.

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    The FDA bans the Super model version of the eat a chick product, due to exceeding the maximum silicone level permitted.

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    .... [news caster voice] Now in local news, a local Milwaukee firm, Dahmer Snacks has released a new product line ....
    "And all this terrible change had come about because he had ceased to believe himself and had taken to believing others. " - Leo Tolstoy

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