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    Cyburbian Cardinal's avatar
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    Caption Contest for August 21

    Sometimes you see something and you just need to take a picture. Go ahead, give me your captions.

    Anyone want to adopt a dog?

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    Cyburbian AubieTurtle's avatar
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    Subway IS people!
    As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. - H.L. Mencken

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    psst... wanna hear a secret...
    "Those who plan do better than those who do not plan, even though they rarely stick to their plan." - Winston Churchill

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    Jared Fogle's son (pictured left front center) walks out of Subway after killing him and his mom.
    A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."


    Neil McCauley (Robert DeNiro): Heat 1995

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    Budgie, age 12, holds up the local sub shop...

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    Cyburbian Plus JNA's avatar
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    Off-topic:
    That is a quote by Benjamin Franklin.
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Cyburbian Hceux's avatar
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    Quote Originally posted by JNA
    Off-topic:
    That is a quote by Benjamin Franklin.
    Even better!!!

    Caption: Benjamin Franklin eats at Subway. Out of the way, Jared!!

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    Just....

    Rent a movie called

    Eating Raul....
    "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
    John Kenneth Galbraith

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    "Kill people and win a six inch veggie sub."
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    The ends can justify the means.

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    "The Subway restaurant at the corner of Elm and Commercial St was the scene of a double murder Monday night. There appears to be little evidence, no motive, and the police are soliciting for any information. "We just need some kind of sign to point us in the right direction, quipped Police Chief Jameson..."
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    Three left the store knowing the secret of the sandwich artist. Two will not make it across the street.
    Trusting a DC politician with your money is like trusting a hungry dog with a raw steak.

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    Quote Originally posted by michaelskis
    Three left the store knowing the secret of the sandwich artist. Two will not make it across the street.
    To borrow what michaelskis posted and add to:

    Three left the store knowing Jared was really the product of some creative photoshopper. Two will not make it across the street.

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    The Mafia institutes a new corporate policy, after a hostile takeover of Subway, Inc (and we are taking a hostile takeover!) New Subway spokeman Guido said, "We don't know what happened to Jared. But I've heard things."
    "I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."

    ~ Otterpop ~

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    Quote Originally posted by boiker
    "The Subway restaurant at the corner of Elm and Commercial St was the scene of a double murder Monday night. There appears to be little evidence, no motive, and the police are soliciting for any information. "We just need some kind of sign to point us in the right direction, quipped Police Chief Jameson..."
    AND we have a winner!!! Laughed out loud - would have spit coffee (if only I'd been drinkjng coffee at the time)!!
    How do I know you are who you think you are?

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    Quote Originally posted by boiker
    "The Subway restaurant at the corner of Elm and Commercial St was the scene of a double murder Monday night. There appears to be little evidence, no motive, and the police are soliciting for any information. "We just need some kind of sign to point us in the right direction, quipped Police Chief Jameson..."
    OT: when I am driving on the interstate and trying to find my exit and feeling lost and wondering if I have passed it, I start saying "Lord, I NEED A SIGN. Please give me A SIGN." et al. When I finally see the sign to my exit, I then fervently say "Thank You Lord for THE SIGN". My kids crack up.

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