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    Caption contest 9/23

    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    The plumbing inspector has found a way to do his inspections without actually leaving the office...genius!!
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

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    WalMart, in an effort to show that it treats all its employees equally, shows how even its executives are not allowed to take bathroom breaks.

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    Rumpy continues to accessorize his desk fort

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    The "trumpet" contests, as the cube workers at Horner Services, LLC called them, got out of hand very quickly. When Bob Maxwell in accounting did this tribute to Dizzy Gilespy, and ended it with the "blue flame of the blues" management almost immediately replaced the "bio-chairs" with office chairs taken back out of storage.

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    And here Joe’s buddies thought he was kidding when he said that his job was going down the flusher.
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    Bill wasn't joking when he said that he, in fact, had the "crappiest" job in the world.
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    Charlie ponders the verbage he will use for his next article in 'Toilet Reviews Monthly'
    "The model TG 2 has one of the stiffest flush actions you will find in any North American toilet. The commodious seat, however, tends to detract from a model that could otherwise lay claim to acoustical qualities comparable to the vaunted Kohler Trocadero Power-lite model...."
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Unfortunately, that throne would be more comfortable than the office furnitiure I have now. (Not kidding)
    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    Jimmy can explain the web site site he is surfing and he can explain his choice of seating. What his boss is asking, though, is "What's with the bra hanging on the end of your cube wall?"

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    Proves the old saying, "Cra*p in, cra*p out" or "Internet addiction is at an all time high - what people will do to keep surfing".

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    Telemarketer feeding another victim a line of sh…..

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    It is said sh... flows downhill. Who has the office directly downstairs??

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    linking threads with strings of germs

    the reason why Planit's "coworker who has the gallon size Purell in her cube"?

    http://www.cyburbia.org/forums/showthread.php?t=19864

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    "this Is Good For The Company".

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    My first reaction was how did you get a picture of my little brother. It looks just like him.
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