OK, it seems that lately the "fortunes" that are enclosed in the little fortune cookies are not really "fortunes" at all. More like advice, IMHO.
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Time to write some of our own. Of course, planning and built environment fortune cookie blurbs would be way cool.
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"You are blessed with the gifte of adding unneccesary letters when determining names for cities, roads, and sub-divisions.....and this gifte will lead to monetary rewards from area sign manufacturers."
Bear
Occupy Cyburbia!
"The wise man is submissive to the goddess". hehe
"The lae-fest is the highest form of worship in Danism"
"If you build it, they will come"
"Don't let your community turn into Schaumburg"
"Biking is good for the soul"
Hmm...that's all I got for now.
"Life's a journey, not a destination"
-Steven Tyler
"Wear a suit to the job interview."
"Use a working email address when logging on."
"Don't leach the image."
"Don't post spam on your first post."
"Plan to attend the Redneck Riviera Ho-down."
That wasn't chicken you ate
"You will find true love on Flag Day" -- oh wait, that one's been used.
Don't have any to offer, but I have dated a couple girls who like to add "--in bed" to the end of the fortune after reading it...
You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone
You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
-Peart
"Your professional organization will actually be useful."
"This is a fortune"
"Buddha will lead you to enlightenment and a choice sandwich shop."
"Your next hotdog will be disappointing."
"You will find satisfaction.......in bed."
"Give up, she likes girls."
"Hitler's brian is behind you?"
"Cleanilness is in your future."
Last edited by mendelman; 06 Oct 2005 at 1:05 PM.
I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?
No matter how much you cooperate and help a person, they will still call you lazy.
Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....
You beat me to it.Originally posted by zmanPLAN
As your checkbook opens, so too will her inhibition lesson...
You are destined to become famous....in another lifetime....
If you look hard enough...you will see that you are not worthy...
On the ground, protecting the Cyburbia Shove since 2004.
People are just being nice to you.
She was faking it.
Th1s f0rtuN3 C00k1e i$ H@XX0R3D by VLADIMIR!!!1!! You PWN3D!!!!! I hate USA.
Wear light clothing at your funeral.
Inspected by 13
Wash with like colors. Tumble dry.
Do not remove under penalty of law
007 You are requested M
This side up
Please recycle
Vote for Pedro
Is this heaven?
JOE ILIFF
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Debt is normal . . . Be weird!
Dave Ramsey
"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."
Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Taking a date to a Chinese buffet won't get you laid."
"You will be hungry again in an hour."
"Chinese people really don't eat this junk."
"If you eat here often, soon you will rub your own belly for luck."
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
"Wise men do not sleep when Budgie is present"
Oh, do I ever hear you on that....
Were they playing house and got tired?!
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
I think they were playing billiards and got tired; but that's a whole 'nother story... Who's behind the 8-ball???
Looks like they prefer to spoon to the right...
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
A threatening call...bad mojo. I needed to delete the image.
[spoon]
I dont want to add "in bed" to that, do I, Rumpy?
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....... in bed.
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every single minute of it!"
Erm... I don't think you have to!
We all saw it... no worries.
Last edited by nerudite; 07 Oct 2005 at 12:40 PM.
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
You will be disappointed at tax time.
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