OK, it seems that lately the "fortunes" that are enclosed in the little fortune cookies are not really "fortunes" at all. More like advice, IMHO.
Time to write some of our own. Of course, planning and built environment fortune cookie blurbs would be way cool.
"You are blessed with the gifte of adding unneccesary letters when determining names for cities, roads, and sub-divisions.....and this gifte will lead to monetary rewards from area sign manufacturers."