I don't know about you, but whenever I want carefully considered opinions on any matter of importance my go-to source is always the internet. The internet tells it like it is and represents the heart and soul of humanity. As hard as it may be to believe, others, in fact, may think differently. Go figure.
What is wrong with the name Boaty Mc Boatface? It brings a smile to your face just saying it. What more could a boat ask for?