If only developers would put as much imagination into a subdivision's design as they do into its name.... "Park Forest Hills" is invariably a flat and treeless former cornfield a half mile from the nearest park. "Cambridge Estates" will be a collection of identical, vinyl-clad, garage dominated, earth-toned houses without the slightest English influence. Blooming Meadows? Oak Ridge? Park Place? You get the picture -- boring, bland, beige.... In a fit of contempt and alliteration I offer the following names:
How do you refer to our tasteless development patterns?