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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
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    ASK A PLANNER - hosted by El Guapo and PlannerGirl

    By popular demand...

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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
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    Dear El Guapo and PlannerGirl

    You've heard of the problem - two teens each having orthodonics are in a romantic embrace when the unthinkable happens ----> their braces lock.

    Well, I was on a date and had a similar problem ----> our 'hardware' locked. We really like each other and really like our hardware. What do you suggest?

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    lockup

    A bucket of cold water might work.
    WALSTIB

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    I was going to suggest a Plasma Cutter and some SPF 400, but now I think maybe a career in fetish adult films may be in order. Your first flick could be called "Nuts and Bolts." Works on so many levels. Maybe you kids could be the spokespeople for WD-40 and the Trojan Corp?

    Or make it a Magic act. You know like those rings that join and unjoin.

    NEXT

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    umm well if they are on the upper part of your body-put bandaids over them

    lower... you can put little chains to pull them out of the way


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    PG
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