Yeah.. the same game that was going on before... just to kill time
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Jack woke up sweating and panting, scared about the nightmare that had just passed....
Yeah.. the same game that was going on before... just to kill time
Let's limit it to 1 sentence each with no post padding...
Jack woke up sweating and panting, scared about the nightmare that had just passed....
There were remnant of his cat splattered everywhere
A large green incredibly ugly alien with tentacles for a mouth stood at the foot of his bed holding a rather imposing weapon.
I can't deliver UTOPIA, but I can create a HELL for you to LIVE in :)DoD:(
The thought of anal probing crossed his mind and sent a cold shiver through his spine...
"I am not here to give you an anal probe," said the alien, reading Jacks thoughts.
"Are you sure," replied Jack
"Yes," responded the alien. "There will be no anal probing this day."
"Damn," muttered Jack.
when he remembered waiting a month for his dental crown.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
He realized he thought that his dentist looked a little odd, and had this thing against cats, as well as, his crown needed “special” material.
When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
He began to muse on the design life of a dental crown. Gold? Porcelain? Vinyl? Which might be the best choice? If he had a dental emergency, would the dentist refuse to work on one of these because of the risk?
Anyone want to adopt a dog?
If this really was his dentist standing at the foot of his bed, would the government be able to read his thoughts after the "crown" was placed in his mouth?
I can't deliver UTOPIA, but I can create a HELL for you to LIVE in :)DoD:(
He had also heard that the aliens that survived the Roswell crash were working for the government in secret undercover operations, Jack feared for his life...
......because he thought he would end up on a very uninteresting episode of X-Files, particularly one from the final season.Originally posted by SkeLeton@Sep 4 2003, 08:22 PM
He had also heard that the aliens that survived the Roswell crash were working for the government in secret undercover operations, Jack feared for his life...
"A witty woman is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power!"
Then out of the corner of his eye he saw Gillian Anderson the woman of his dreams. Maybe I really am part of the X-files?
Or was it just another strange evening out with a bunch of fellow Cyburbians?Originally posted by Cowley@Sep 4 2003, 08:35 PM
Then out of the corner of his eye he saw Gillian Anderson the woman of his dreams. Maybe I really am part of the X-files?
Jack didn't know, as he seemed not to remember much after that 9th pint of Harp!
I can't deliver UTOPIA, but I can create a HELL for you to LIVE in :)DoD:(
he had drank so much the night before to deal with his stress over the Cyburbia down time.
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"
But he definately felt the Harp in his stomach now. It felt like aliens were invading in there.
While Jack was contemplating chucking, Gillian Anderson had moved over to stand next to the ugly alien with a small pet racoon on her oh so barely covered shoulder.
I can't deliver UTOPIA, but I can create a HELL for you to LIVE in :)DoD:(
That's when he knew his Cyburbia addiction was getting out of hand. The hallucinating had to stop. But what was the right treatment?
Stoli Raspberry and lemonade, he concluded.
So off he went to the local bar, but where was everyone. "Sorry." said a man passing by. "Server crashed. First the hard liquor was wiped out, then the beer went too."Originally posted by The dork formerly known as Chet@Sep 4 2003, 11:11 PM
Stoli Raspberry and lemonade, he concluded.
Anyone want to adopt a dog?
He had to wonder what would ever happen to Scruffy with all his story gone...maybe the Segway riding aliens will save him...
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"
Already Scruffy was a fading memory. Jack was feeling a little odd. His arm was sort of tingling. Holding it up to have a look at it, he recoiled in horror - he could see through it! Was he fading out of existence?
Just then Plannergirl walked in to the bar and said...
Wake up sleepy head!
Jack had fallen asleep in the middle of a board meeting and had drooled all over the table...
While Jack was asleep and not up to presenting his cases, the Board had approved a Super WalMart and Sam's Club right on top of Scruffy's ancestral home...Originally posted by SkeLeton@Sep 5 2003, 12:05 AM
Wake up sleepy head!
Jack had fallen asleep in the middle of a board meeting and had drooled all over the table...
including acres of asphalt parking lot without a single landscaped island and no bicycle racks either.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
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