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    Just About The Funniest Read Ever! [Temp 2]

    “As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
    Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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    The angry breast drawings are the funniest! :protest: :eyepop:
    "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." --Steve Martin

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    Best line: "Wasserbaum added that children who saw the televised breast in Europe, Australia, and various other nations throughout the world were somehow unaffected by the sight. "
    "Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund

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    Does the Onion do Attorney Advertizements for the class action suit dealing with NNBD ?
    Love to see them create a Law Firm&#39;s name for this ? :unsure: <_<

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    Infants that saw the breast are unable to breast feed???? What about the infants that saw the grown men pushing and pummeling each other on the football field, are they now afraid to walk???? :rolleyes:

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    "Mommy has dirty chest bumps," said a 5-year-old boy quoted in one of the thousands of case studies compiled by the FCC. "She&#39;s like the bad lady on TV. I&#39;m afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."

    THIS MAN NEEDS SOME :hmm: and then some :beer:
    If you want different results in your life, you need to do different things than you have done in the past. Change is that simple.

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    Gotta love The Onion

    Michaelskis... are you ok? the above post is something I wouldn&#39;t have expected from you... and you know kids shouldn&#39;t be having sex.... it&#39;s kindda illegal.... :P

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