“As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
The angry breast drawings are the funniest! :protest: :eyepop:
Information necessitating a change of design will be conveyed to the designer after and only after the design is complete. (Often called the 'Now They Tell Us' Law) - Fyfe's First Law of Revision
We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans. -- George W. Bush , Scranton, PA -- 09/06/2000
Best line: "Wasserbaum added that children who saw the televised breast in Europe, Australia, and various other nations throughout the world were somehow unaffected by the sight. "
"Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund
Does the Onion do Attorney Advertizements for the class action suit dealing with NNBD ?
Love to see them create a Law Firm's name for this ? :unsure: <_<
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Infants that saw the breast are unable to breast feed???? What about the infants that saw the grown men pushing and pummeling each other on the football field, are they now afraid to walk???? :rolleyes:
THIS MAN NEEDS SOME :hmm: and then some :beer:"Mommy has dirty chest bumps," said a 5-year-old boy quoted in one of the thousands of case studies compiled by the FCC. "She's like the bad lady on TV. I'm afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."
Trusting a DC politician with your money is like trusting a hungry dog with a raw steak.
Gotta love The Onion
Michaelskis... are you ok? the above post is something I wouldn't have expected from you... and you know kids shouldn't be having sex.... it's kindda illegal.... :P