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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
    Aug 2001
    South Milwaukee

    Sign Humor

    Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The Plan Commission was not too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysteria's and Posteriors."

    This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
    Plan Commission they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.

    Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics.." Thumbs down again.

    Then came "Manic-depressives and Anal Retentives." Still not good.

    How about "Minds and Behinds"? Unacceptable again.

    So they tried "Lost Souls and A** Holes." Still no go. Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks," or "Loons and Moons" work either.

    Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with a business slogan they thought might be acceptable to the council: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, "Odds and Ends." Approved!

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    Cyburbian Planderella's avatar
    Dec 1998
    And today's Corny Award goes to..........
    "A witty woman is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power!"

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    Cyburbian Plus PlannerGirl's avatar
    Mar 2002
    heheheeee i needed a laugh

    thanks that was good
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin

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