"Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
- Herman Göring at the Nuremburg trials (thoughts on democracy)
The Jolly Old Elf gets himself prepped for the busy holiday season, courtesy of the college coeds and Pabst Blue Ribbon.
(His designated driver was in the Student Union at the time this photo was taken, ordering a triple cappicino.)
All these years the people said he’s actin’ like a kid.
He did not know he could not fly, so he did.
- - Guy Clark, "The Cape"
Santa Claus, while updating his naughty list, gets caught up in the fun.
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
Thanks to a group of Wisconsin Co-Eds, Santa learns a new way to drink eggnog.
Or
Tonight’s Top Story, Kris Kringle was arrested today for drunken and disorderly conduct by campus security. Reports said that it all started with a simple drinking game, but spiraled out of control when Mr. Kringle insisted on doing a keg stand and asking a group of sorority girls if they would like to ride his sleigh and whipping out his “big candy cane.” A group of Elves and flying reign deer were also arrested on bribery charges after they attempted to bail him out of jail with 20,000 Christmas Cookies and a lifetime spot on the nice list.
When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
....................................Originally posted by cheesehead cyburbians
This undated photo of Cyburbian resident Cardinal, hiding his true identity with a seasonal disguise, explicitly highlights his attempt to pull down a Wal-Mart sign on South Main Street, Madison. After the arrest he moved to Colorado.
Bear
Occupy Cyburbia!
Conversation in sleigh three hours later when sleigh is pulled over for DUI:
Oh sh*t Rudolph, it's the po-po! Jump back here and take the reigns--if the cop suspects, just remind him about that naughty list...
"Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
- Herman Göring at the Nuremburg trials (thoughts on democracy)
Blowing off steam after Christmas, Santa parties with Wisconsin students in preparation for the Rose Bowl
Hey, if you believe in Santa, you can believe Wisconsin can make it to the Rose Bowl
sm hiding before someone points out Illinois' record
Top News Story: Santa tops off before embarking on his annual journey December 24th.
In other news, Bambi Jorgenson wonders why she ended up with a Nintendo Gameboy in her stocking on Christmas morning; Jimmy Gibson is equally puzzled when he finds a pair of crotchless panties in his stocking that same morning.
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People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
I don't have a caption, but I love the expression on the brunette in the upper left. Prrrrricelesssssss.
I have seen
old ships sailing
like swans asleep
Santa shows a coed how to suck golf balls through a vacuum hose. He was later arrested for suggesting she help him "score a birdie".
YES!
The CONTEST IS OVER!!! BRING OUT THE AWARD FOR ZG!
You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone
You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
-Peart
My entry: All that made the evening news that night was the 5 second tape of one little 8 year old gril named Amy Haversock, of Janesville crying as her "Grammpers" deep throated a beer bong like a West Hollywood working girl as the crowd chanted "Suck - Santa - Suck...Suck - Santa - Suck..."
The spooky thing is there appears to be only ONE logo design available for sweatshirts in the entire state of Badgerstan!
I don't have a caption, but I love the expression on the brunette in the upper left. Prrrrricelesssssss.
Okay I'll bite: She's saying...
Oh the Humanity! Santa NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
or
What is my girlfirend doing that with Santa?
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
Santa stops in Wisconsin to "fuel up" for Christmas... Unfortunately for the young brunette girl who is also a fervient christian, the party gets out of contol and Christmas gets canceled due to hang over.
Today on Oprah, Mrs. Claus discusses her husband's current public displays of frivolity...
After a serious decline in toy making productivity, Santa gets hung up in his search for the creators of the Badger, Badger, Badger web site. Next on his list is a guy named Dan somewhere in Ohio with an Urban Planning site. Who knew the elves would love bashing WalMart in an online forum.
“As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Santa Claus is Knockin' em Down
(With serious apologies to Haven Gillespie... and everyone else.)
I just came back from a lovely trip around Wisconsin way,
I stopped off in Madison to spend a holiday;
I called on dear old Santa Claus to see what I could see.
He took me to the union, and showed the bong to me.
So you better watch out, you better stay dry, Better not spew, I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is knockin' em down.
His making a list and checking it twice,
Gonna find out who's got a beer vice, Santa Claus is knockin' em down.
Santa Claus is knockin' em down.
He sees you when you're heaving, He knows when you walk straight;
He knows if you can't pound 'em good, So drink up, for goodness' sake!
So you better watch out, you better stay dry, Better not spew, I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is knockin' em down.
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
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