I have seen desk fort documentaries before on Cyburbia, but I dismissed them as the ficticous products of overstimulated planner slackers from Florida. That was until I viewed the reminents of a video tape that was retrieved from behind a large code enforcement filing cabinet that hadn't been moved in decades. What you are about to see are still photos from this video tape? Having researched the personnel history of our code enforcement department, it was discovered that Code Enforcement Officer Stan Still disappeared without a trace on Febraury 15, 1985. It is believed that this video may have recorded Stan's last moments on this Earth.
WARNING - THE FOLLOWING IMAGES MAY CONTAIN MATERIAL INTENDED FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
It appears that Stan was conducting a site inspection of what appeared to be an abandoned construction office trailer. The thick growth around the trailer and the age of the piled construction materials suggests that the site had not been targeted for nuisance enforcement in decades.
Upon entering the trailer, Stan found a hallway on one side of the trailer, with what appeared to be an office at the end. He cautiously enters the office.
He finds an abandoned office with an old blue print rack... but there is another door.
He enters this inner door to find an office with a desk and what appears to be a planners office. We made this deduction based on the AICP certificate and the planning literature on the bookshelf.
Upon closer inspection, Stan notices various survival articles located under the desk. On the video tape you can hear the wind howling and branches from the overgrowth scraping the sides and roof of the trailer.
There are various liquor bottles, sunflower seeds and a can of tuna. Apparently the creature that nested in this lair, like tuna and alcohol. There was also a shopping list left behind.
The creatures bedding consisted of a mexican blanket, a pillow with duck hunting pillow case and a Ms. Wonderful doll.
The only garments around were a leopard skin fez and a Fishbone ball cap. Very strange?
This animal also appears to have had a very eclectic musical taste. What kind of creature would listen to Slayer, Old and in the Way and Burl Ives? If this "thing" be human, he/she/Eunick clearly has some fundamental mental problems.
There were also a number of books neatly stacked. Apparently, the creature planned on spending several months under this desk. Perhaps it was planning to wait out the impending nuclear winter feared in the mid-1980's
The strangest find of all was a picture (presumably of lovers). EUWWWW !!!!!
At this point the video recorder is jerked around violently after you hear a door creaks open. If you are squeamish, you should not look at the image below. This may very well have been the last thing the expired Stan Still saw. Oh the humanity of it all.