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    NIMBY asshatterer Plus Richmond Jake's avatar
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    Caption Contest - 1-29-2006 Evening Edition

    I'll go first:

    OMG! ZG’s friend is a cast member from the Planet of the Apes.





    (PS. Don’t knock the slippers. My mom knitted them and gave them to us for Xmas. You don’t want my mom ripping y’all a new a-hole.)

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    Quote Originally posted by RichmondJake
    I returned with a provocative image of a Cyburbian Goddess that I can’t post. Wow. And it's a great a ebay or Caption Contest candidate.
    So that's it - aerial of ankles.
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    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
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    Foot Fetish taken to a whole new level...

    (I know it sucks.. but I don't want RJ's mom getting violent with me... )

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    ................... ................

    That sums it up.
    A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."


    Neil McCauley (Robert DeNiro): Heat 1995

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    6 years of psychotherapy down the drain, thanks pal.

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    First legitimate sasquatch sighting?

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    Quote Originally posted by The Irish One
    6 years of psychotherapy down the drain, thanks pal.
    That's why we're all here. Want to talk about it? Lay down. When did you start hating your mother.

    Quote Originally posted by JNA
    So that's it - aerial of ankles.
    As I said, I can't post the good one without prior consent. But, wow.




    BTW, Rumpy, see me in the morning. We need to talk.

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    MY EYES! MY EYES! Someone help me with the buring in my eyes!
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    So....do those slippers have built-in odor absorbers?
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    Let's not be didactic in this profession, because that is a path to disillusion and irrelevancy.

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    In the year 3000

    From lack of use, the feet of suburbanites have evolved into multicolored stumps with the intent of pushing down the gas petal.
    Not my monkey, not my circus. - Old Polish Proverb

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    AIB Maister -

    I always thought that it was the male that had the colorful plumage ?
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Quote Originally posted by mendelman
    So....do those slippers have built-in odor absorbers?
    It is evident that those slippers do not have 'odor eaters', as RJ has not been eaten and in fact has posted several times subsequent to those slippers being on.
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    Quote Originally posted by michaelskis
    In the year 3000

    From lack of use, the feet of suburbanites have evolved into multicolored stumps with the intent of pushing down the gas petal.
    Nice...

    Why did the Styx song: Too Much Time on my Hands just pop into my head when I saw this?
    You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone

    You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
    -Peart

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    ZG - if these are a new item to stomp on the Florida cockroaches, I'm sure they'll work fine, except for the greasy, grimy bug guts oozing up through the "slippers."
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    Note to self: Make people wear pants when playing Twister next time...

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    While you both wear the slippers, it is now obvious who wears the pants in that relationship!
    Not my monkey, not my circus. - Old Polish Proverb

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    Quote Originally posted by michaelskis
    While you both wear the slippers, it is now obvious who wears the pants in that relationship!
    Ding, Ding, Ding......winner!!

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    Who's sitting on whose lap?
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    Somehow they were surprised when each of their children were also born with fugly ankles and questionable sense in foot gear.

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    1/2 of a Hairy Spider

    D*** Ugly Spider
    You darn tootin', I like fig newtons!

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    Quote Originally posted by Bear Up North
    "Uhhhh, you better hold it down before I take the picture."

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    Sheesh, it took RJ a long time to explain this one to me!

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    Quote Originally posted by Zoning Goddess
    Sheesh, it took RJ a long time to explain this one to me!
    Some of us are more dense that others. "Long time?" That's generous of you.

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