The radio morning show I listen to to dull the drive to work has been reading quips/lines about chuck norris. They seem to think they are funny, I think I maybe missing something. Here are a few
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Along list can be seen here:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Should be work safe.
Can anyone explain this to me. There area tonne of web sites dedicated to this stream of thought