From the Pelican City Gazette:
Player/Coach Reggie Dunlop looks on and thinks, "I gotta bench Jose Theodore... he sucks!" This was last night as the once proud Brass Bonanza has fallen on mediocre times.
Man, am I upset at Theodore, in both CFHL and NHL areas. This guy is BLOWING EVERYTHING!
Also, no production and mediocre seasons from all the rest on the team. Next year I am picking players on the real life teams I HATE, that way I can enjoy the NHL season at least. Seems my picks are cursed.