Hi! I work at a big city (which shall be nameles--no I am "NOT" responsible for the urban sprawl!) and she is giving a roast for an land use attorney who specializes in adult entertainment uses. He is retiring and they want to make it rather funny. I came up with an idea where we suggest to give his business cards a kick and suggested perhaps these logos:
have stripper, will travel
strippers have rights too
when you think dirty thoughts and want to make a living at it--we're here to help.
When you need to legalize that dirty bookstore-who'd you want to call? Prude Busters
We're here to uncover and serve
clothing optional is our namesake
serving the depraved with a three piece suit.
I'm the king of bare necessities
Free speech is one lap dance away
law is boring and arcane, let me show you how fun it can be.
Shake wiggle and shimmy for the law!
anyway that's for a starter. Any ideas to roast this guy is welcome