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    Chairman of the bored Maister's avatar
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    Caption Contest 5/19/06


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    "And the lord said unto the gentiles, "Those who steal thy fellow man's crutch, shall be smote with thine crutch"
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    Anyone else want a piece of me???? My relationship with Mary is none of your business!!!!

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    And I sayeth again:

    Thy crutch is not thine punishment for lecherous thoughts. Thy crutch is my weapon with which to smite thee for thy lecherous thoughts.
    "We do not need any other Tutankhamun's tomb with all its treasures. We need context. We need understanding. We need knowledge of historical events to tie them together. We don't know much. Of course we know a lot, but it is context that's missing, not treasures." - Werner Herzog, in Archaeology, March/April 2011

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    Oh damn... my superpowers are failing! I thought I had cured this crippled guy!


    I'm so going to hell for that...

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    "But who amongst thee will giveth of your strappy sandals...?"

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    "Christ...another lame ass person. Why do they keep finding me?"
    "He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16

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    I can't get one together that's funny. These are my thoughts and I am sticking to them.

    It looks like Jesus is reading that man's pulse. Is the fallen man in a diabetic shock? And the running man, is he going to buy a roll of Life Savers to perform a miracle on his fallen friend? I think that's a Rite Aid he is heading toward.

    Can someone tie the DaVinci Code into this one? Perhaps the man on the ground being saved by Jesus is a movie reviewer and the man running away threw a brick at him because he produced the headline, "DaVinci Dud."

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    "Can someone move this filthy trash out of my heavenly presence?"

    or

    "I will praise the Lord Almighty with my clunky 10 color representation of Jesus' guilt-tripping of the non-crippled."
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    Let's not be didactic in this profession, because that is a path to disillusion and irrelevancy.

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    Balthizar, son of Jebidiah, tucks tail and hauls ass out of Jericho after Jesus intimidates the masses by demonstrating a particularly effective judo throw on a one-legged man.

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    Hmmm....

    YOU! Grab his good leg and help me prepare him for dinner....
    YOU! Run over to Juddah's house and get the Grill
    and what are you gawking at, don't make me come over there!!

    Or,

    Has anyone seen this man's other leg?

    Or,

    Why are you grabbing that guy's ass and why are YOU letting him grab your ass?
    Skilled Adoxographer

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    As one can plainly see, Christ is flashing gang sign in the first documented conflict between the Crips and Bloods. - Biblical Historian
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    C'mon and get me you twist of fate
    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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    "Come with me, old crippled one. We will go to the village officials and determine why thee has slipped and fallen on non-ADA compliant rights-of-way."

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    reminiscent of old Hardy Boy's books:
    "Have you seen a man wearing a green robe that stole this poor man's watch? I believe he had brown hair, a beard and sandals."
    "You can measure the health of a city by the vitality and energy of its streets and public open spaces.-- William H. Whyte..

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    Jesus (after he pushes Peter to the ground) “No I swear! I was just helping him up. We were not holding hands... Just because I spend a lot of time in tents with a group of guys doesn’t mean anything... Isn’t that right Peter?”
    Not my monkey, not my circus. - Old Polish Proverb

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    In another media debacle, when someone accidentally gave the "broadcast" cue too early, Jesus is caught on tape saying "Make sure you get my good side".

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    "Have you been injured? Do you have a worker's compensation settlement due you? Have you been beaten down by the Romans? We can get you your shekels. Come on down to Christ, Jacobey and Meyers, Attorneys at Law. We are just down the street, next to the Leper Hospital. Look for the "babe wrapped in swaddling clothes" sign."
    "I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."

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    Quote Originally posted by otterpop
    "Have you been injured? Do you have a worker's compensation settlement due you? Have you been beaten down by the Romans? We can get you your shekels. Come on down to Christ, Jacobey and Meyers, Attorneys at Law. We are just down the street, next to the Leper Hospital. Look for the "babe wrapped in swaddling clothes" sign."
    Oh how nice... You're definately going to hell, but that was classic.
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    A fitness craze named after its inventor and a local dignitary swept through Judea like wildfire about 30CE. It was called:




















    Wait for it....

















    Pontius Pilates



    The exercise mat and Jesus checking the fellow's pulse was your first clue.
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    You all are really sick and going to hell for what you said. Not me. I'm a goody-goody.
    You darn tootin', I like fig newtons!

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    Pulse? He don't need no stinking pulse! I'll just resurrect him...

    Whaddya mean, I'm the only one who can do that?

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    Previously on "The Stans At Bells".....

    Bear politely helps Maister to his feet. Planner By Day and Decatur Hawk observe and comment on the current state of humanity. Late arrival Detroit Planner is aghast at the goings-on. Thug michaelskis, with sprint speed enhanced by many days and nights on the Marquette Mountain mogul run, moves quickly away, fully aware that what he did to Maister was not good, not Christian.

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    Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

    Bloody peasant!

    Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

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