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    Caption Contest 6/9/06

    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    My pink sequin outfit was at the cleaners.

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    Does he have a rattail?
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    Fashion tip #12: somber colors such as blues and darker greens help to project a more serious/professional image.
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Billy Bob says that he will be able to make his new job as a male stripper very successful.
    If you want different results in your life, you need to do different things than you have done in the past. Change is that simple.

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    A man in sequence suit walks into a bar with a box champaign in his hands.

    The bartender asks, "Did you win it in a raffle?"

    "Yep", replied the box of champaign.

    OR

    With the prize money from the competition, Henry planned on buying shoes to finish his outfit.
    Last edited by boiker; 09 Jun 2006 at 11:07 AM.
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    When the president of the “Dancing with the Stars” TV show fan club showed up to a rehearsal, the producers knew that the show Jumped the Shark.



    I had a great one... but Maister said that it would not be nice. (as he was laughing)
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    If you want different results in your life, you need to do different things than you have done in the past. Change is that simple.

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    Siegfried and Roy's long lost partner, Wilhelm Leuchtenmueller, accepts his fourth place prize at the Alabama Mental Health Talent Show.

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    STAN still thinks a Disco Jumpsuit is fashionable.

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    There are many 'blue shirts' in the field. 'Blue pants', however, are not found in large numbers among the ranks of professional planners.
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    After the ex-gay convention, Harry takes his door prizes and heads for the door.

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    Erwin good-naturedly accepts his consolation prize when he strikes out at the dweebs, nerds and geeks singles night at the local Y.

    I love the caption contests. Provides me with some great stuff to put on my screen saver montage.
    "I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."

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    Not really a caption, but this guy reminds me of Napolean Dynamites's brother, Chip.
    "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

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    On Datelines "To catch a predator" Mr Spunkmeister was aware of the sting and thought he should dress up for Chris Hansen.
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    Mrs. Wormwood realized she had made a terrible mistake by agreeing to have Suzy's dad speak to the third grade class.

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    Quote Originally posted by Gedunker
    Mrs. Wormwood realized she had made a terrible mistake by agreeing to have Suzy's dad speak to the third grade class.
    Is that a Calvin and Hobbs reference ?

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    An unexpected runner up in Wheel of Fortune's "Vanna for a Day" contest picks up his consolation prize.

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    Quote Originally posted by nerudite
    An unexpected runner up in Wheel of Fortune's "Vanna for a Day" contest picks up his consolation prize.
    LOL....now that is funny!

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    The answer to the question: Whatever happened to Doug Henning?





    (Actually, Henning died of liver cancer in 2000.)

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    Quote Originally posted by Mud Princess
    The answer to the question: Whatever happened to Doug Henning?
    Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    With sequins like that, who cares about the hair....
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