Attention: All left-leaning pinkos from Fort Wayne, IN.....please report to the designated (and paved with goodeeeeee intentions) "Assembly Area" for further processing. The NSA has determined that you have exceeded your alotted number of "b"'s. Bring your draft card. Oh, you don't have one? Oh, that's not good, not good.....
Congratulations on achieving true slackerbating status here in the hallowed halls of Cyburbia. We are in awe and we will all religiously line up and listen to Swedish death metal, at least until the heat blowing in from the vinyard valley overcomes us.
We look forward to your next 6000 rants.....er, ah, "posts".
Your pal from downstream, Bear.