Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.
Tony and Dan really weren't too sure about the team building retreat their boss sent them on.
Is parachuting into hostile territory with soiled pants considered chemical warfare?
Spies Like Us - Part the 2
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I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?
The ends can justify the means.
This is going to be a dangerous jump and we might not make it out alive. Just in case something happens, I've always wanted to tell you...... I love you!
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
I've always wondered what happens when someone with glasses parachutes. Do you get instant lens implants?
Living and dreaming are two different things-but you can't do one without the other."
Guy on left: I told you it wasn't a good idea to sign up for the "free trip" - I knew there was a catch.
Guy on right: They said it was free.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
Jump Master: "Get a good look at the soldier next to you -- your life depends on that soldier and that soldier's life depends on you."
Warren Beatty: "I'm screwed."
Guy on the right – “I think now is a good time to tell you that I lied, I have no military training what so ever.”
Guy on the left – “You have to be F*&^ing kidding.”
If you're not growing, you're dying. - Lou Holtz
Right: "But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last nite"Originally posted by michaelskis
Left: "Dude, you're press secretary now, you can stay in the 5-star hotels"
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Voiceover: "Protection when you really need it"\
Guy on right: "Rrrrgh!"
Guy on left: "Did you just crap your pants?"
Voiceover: "Adult diapers - they're not just for old folks anymore..."
Brought to you by the US Army
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
Tony Snow on left: You sob this was your idea, wasn't it.
Carl Rove on Right: I've had better days.
The red X... when Imageshack hates you, there's nothing you can do about it.
(seriously... I'm just seeing a red X)
Originally posted by The Irish One
Is that Rove? I thought it was Dan Bartlett.
It is, I couldn't come up with his name.....s that Rove? I thought it was Dan Bartlett.
"Over the river and thru the woods........"
Forechecking is overrated.
Dude, did you fart?
You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone
You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
"Didn't Condi tell us that if we dressed up as GI Joe, she would do Barbie?"