"I've been spooned, and I LIKED it!"
Speedos and mulit-colored blow-up condoms. We're on our way to Rumpy's new pool. Just three more....
Finally... photos from Stan Fest 2006
As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. - H.L. Mencken
The city's zoning commission had no idea that the updated sidewalk regs would allow this.
Jingles the Clown was having a tough time with the crowd. Until, of course, he used his best trick... tying ballons in the shape of a half naked gay man.
C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
A new phenomenon has occured to gay men in New York. It has been documented that they are the preferred hosts in a symbiotic relationships with space aliens! Here on the scene...
(Quote from Mr. Cruise ) - "It is like, cool. I get these multi-colored tentacles that look fabulous at a party and they help keep my weight at a managable level by feeding off of my cellulite. Its like liposuction without any monetary cost"
Satellite City Enabler
Actors in the off, off broadway play "Sea Anemone" (kind of like "Cats", but with an underwater theme) poured out into the street when someone pulled the fire alarm.
After wallowing in self pity at the local pub, Budgie does something not that out of character.
"And all this terrible change had come about because he had ceased to believe himself and had taken to believing others. " - Leo Tolstoy
No... I don’t think that I can picture Bear wearing that. Maybe a Tahquamenon Falls t-shirt, but not that.Originally posted by AubieTurtle
Hey doc... is there a cream to clear up this thing on my back?
Invest in the things today, that provide the returns tomorrow.
It's HIM! I have been touched by HIS noodly appendage!
Bring on Spring Training...