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    Chairman of the bored Maister's avatar
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    Caption Contest 7/6/06 (Translation edition)

    Have at it.

    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    No, I am going to enjoy this Cold Oberon at Stanfest 2006 (July 15, 1:30 pm at Bells) and there is nothing that you can do about it! Now where is this Bear guy, I need to talk to him about the De Noc Air Port.
    "A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defense of custom. Time makes more converts than reason." - Thomas Paine Common Sense.

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    Kamikaze Brew - Just right for the sons of the Empire in our time of Triumph!
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    The ends can justify the means.

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    "Give me back my other beer, woman! The other pilots have two. I need my libation if I am going to battle the Imperialist dogs of America!"
    "I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."

    ~ Otterpop ~

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    Pilot Checklist:
    Had sex - check
    Drink Beer - next
    Crash plane into American ship - all in good time
    (By the way, why do I need this silly orange float vest?)
    "Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
    "Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver

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    Yes, I see you. Before I get closer or look in your direction, I must drink this.
    You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone

    You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
    -Peart

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    First Line: Beer-Powered Taepodong-1 Piloted Intercontinental Missile
    Line 2: The Dear Leader says nothing must come between our great nation and our weapons program. Get your hands off my brew woman!

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    This damn beer led me to marry you, now it will finnally give me the chance to escape!

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    if you look closely at the picture doesn't it appear as though he has no right hand?

    maybe "she" is covering his stump so that he can enjoy his beer and forget about life for awhile.
    In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.

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    Quote Originally posted by dandy_warhol
    maybe "she" is covering his stump so that he can enjoy his beer and forget about life for awhile.
    Made me look twice. My immature mind has used the term "cover your stump" to mean something slightly different.
    You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone

    You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
    -Peart

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    "Yes, Kim, our planes were highly successful in the attack at Pearl Harbor. No, we don't need to continue the attack. The imperialistic dogs have been beaten down. They will give us no more trouble. Have a Strohskyo!"

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    Forget about my liver problem, woman! The leader says we must drink - drink for the glory of our nation!
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    Forget about the real goggles... this woman is a job for beer goggles!
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    I have mine, get your own.

    I will not share my with any visiting apa/aicp lackey.
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    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
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    Forget the beer! Get me Raymond Burr and we will kill the Mysterians!

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