"You heterosexual men, you stay back! I'm warning you!"
National Enquirer sued because of recently-released photo of Janet Reno's younger sister, Butchette, fighting off an amorous Bill Clinton, on an outing in the mountains of Arkansas.
"Get away from me- i dont need a haircut... i styled it on Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber... it looks good ok..."
Edit: Apologies to those who have this hairstyle
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" Zoolander
When Librarians Attack!
el Guapo is a former 20 year +/- urban planner (just like you) who thought becoming an attorney was a good life choice.
"you kids get off my lawn!"
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
STAN! STAAAN! STAN do you hear me? Don't make me blow my horns at you! Get over here right now!
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
"Just once I want a man to say 'nice hooters'!!"
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
Judy, the neighborhood association president, scares away teens in fear that they will cause vandalism and lower property values.Originally posted by kjelsadek
If you're not growing, you're dying. - Lou Holtz