Remember Muzak? It used to be synonymous with that awful 'elevator music' you were subjected to while shopping for Father's day slippers at Montgomery Wards. While they still play lots of 'easy-listening' tunes, I guess the company changed the way they do business a few years ago and no longer does (i.e.destroys) covers of popular tunes - Thank Allah!
I was glad when I learned I didn't have to listen to Muzak'ed versions of Sgt. Peppers anymore (and yes I did hear a muzak version of it once), but who is to say that some other corporate monster won't pick up the thread and start destroying beloved tunes once again? Before that happens we Cyburbians must ban together and come up with an off limits list of songs that must never be turned into easy listening. Here's a few to start:
Back in the Black - AC/DC
Winona's Big Brown Beaver - Primus
Rockit - Herbie Hancock
Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
Revolution #9 - The Beatles (I dare 'em to try, though)
Communication Breakdown - Led Zepplin