Losing many customers due to hurricanes, Orlando water-park promotes its sinus-treatment program...
Days later he SNARFed again just thinking about a caption contest photo.
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Kim Jong Il, relaxing at The Leader's Ocean Resort, guffaws at thought of Ahmednejad and Bush in a televised debate.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
This years winner of the simultaneous whiz, dump, burp and sneeze contest.
"And all this terrible change had come about because he had ceased to believe himself and had taken to believing others. " - Leo Tolstoy
I didn't realize those two parts of the body were that directly connected.
I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?
The ends can justify the means.
In an ancient Asian secret, the body is cleansed with multi-orphic enema.
"A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defense of custom. Time makes more converts than reason." - Thomas Paine Common Sense.
With all the seriousness of a local rag(oblivious to the obvious):
"Harold Chu of Springfield enjoys the local water park to beat the record heat. Highs are forecasted to be in the mid-90s through the weekend."
Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.
At the local waterpark, Rumpy prepares for the next ".....put as many precious body fluids in RJ's pool as possible....." event.