I recently got this lovely tie from a friend. I guess you could sort of call it a gag gift. It's a yellow tie with bloody razor blades attached to it. Goes great with a blue shirt - really like those primary colors.
I've had a bright orange tie for some time that just seemed too loud to wear. Then recently, while eating like a slob, I got blueberry pie filling all over it - Now it's a psychedlic mixture of color. I got a raise the day I wore it to work. Later that night when I wore it to a bar, some ladies bought me three free drinks. I had to call the cops though cause one of them tried to take off my tie. I've got to be more cafeful. Some ties are just too sexy and make women lose control. The cop was right - I should dress more conservatively.