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    September 27, 2006 Caption Contest



    Super Amputee Cat’s Navy Seal training
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    Tricia and Lisa recoil in horror to the smell as Supercat and Fartgal suddenly launch into flight responding to the latest emergency confronting Metropolis
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    ...then I pounched to grab that seagull and those kids screamed and scared it away.

    or

    Wife to husband (the driver of the boat) later that night:
    Honey I know you always hated that cat, but you didn't have to suggest to the kids that they should take it on a tube ride. You killed it and made it look like an accident, but it traumatized the girls.
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    I'll vote republican when cats fly!

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    "Mr. Tickles jumps to save the fourth little girl....how brave."
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    Rumsfeld's latest strategy for attracting young recruits and addressing equipment shortages. "Look, we're at war here. If coercing children to enter combat situations with special op felines is what it takes to defeat terrorism, then by golly, I'm gonna do it."
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    Sadly explaining he believed the cat to be an excellent swimmer - having survived many goldfish bowl excusions - the boat driver was fined for not having fitted the feline with a lifejacket: Services will be help at Lake Whawirthankin Community Center.

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    ...And then there was Toonces' lesser known cousin Pontoonces, the cat who could drive a boat.

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    And the Husband says to the wife. Sure is a good thing we had that cat declawed!
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    Mr. Pickles, ever the mouser, pouncing on the rats fleeing the ship!
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    Quote Originally posted by biscuit View post
    ...And then there was Toonces' lesser known cousin Pontoonces, the cat who could drive a boat.
    Love it. For some reason Toonces was one of my favorite SNL skits. Thanks for the memory jog.
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    Aren't these kids too young to be "killing kittens"??

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