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    Cyburbian michaelskis's avatar
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    Hey, I did not win it all last year! Granted I beat the crap out of all but one person last year, I did not win it all. It all depends on how the draft goes (if we get the same players or not) as that is what determines whom wins and whom looses.

    The puckers management has already run several hyper-trend analyses for a series of different combinations of players based on past performance, summer vacations, eating habits, and the names of their pets. Based on that, along with lunar projections, solar flares, and if a frog is going to pee on a leaf in the Amazon.... I think that the puckers will have the same chance to win, as any other team in the league


    Other than the Tunnanators and Brass Banana win which case they will both be sucking the frost off the boards the entire season.
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    Quote Originally posted by michaelskis View post
    Other than the Tunnanators and Brass Banana win which case they will both be sucking the frost off the boards the entire season.
    What are you talking about? Were you sucking on a frog or something when you wrote that?
    A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."


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    Quote Originally posted by Rumpy Tunanator View post
    What are you talking about? Were you sucking on a frog or something when you wrote that?
    Frog, no.... hockey stats of the best potential players in hopes that I can acquire them... YES.

    Does it smell like rotting fish in here? Or is it just me? I guess those fish are not on ice!

    This is going to be a very close season I think. Even more so knowing that many teams will rotate their goalies to keep them from getting burnt out. I think that everyone in our league (and most of the NHL Teams) has at least three goalies on the roster. I think that starting the correct goalie on the correct night will be the key to winning.
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    I agree, it's going to be close. So many good players available... it's going to be hard to keep from trading all the time for me. I'm like a trade addict!

    I'm having goalie meltdowns
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    Quote Originally posted by nerudite View post
    I'm having goalie meltdowns
    Me too....thank goodness my offense had a killer week (26 G, 17 A, 20 PPP, 8 GWG) to offset it.
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    I've got the best three LWs in the league (Nash, Ovechkin, and Kovalchuk) and yet Ryan Smyth seemed to beat all of them combined in goals last week......

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    Quote Originally posted by Plan Man View post
    I've got the best three LWs in the league (Nash, Ovechkin, and Kovalchuk) and yet Ryan Smyth seemed to beat all of them combined in goals last week......
    ...and I'm glad I've got him on my team.
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    Quote Originally posted by NHPlanner View post
    Me too....thank goodness my offense had a killer week (26 G, 17 A, 20 PPP, 8 GWG) to offset it.
    I am calling for drug testing... 3 hat tricks in the same night??? Is there a goalie strike?
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    Quote Originally posted by Plan Man View post
    I've got the best three LWs in the league (Nash, Ovechkin, and Kovalchuk) and yet Ryan Smyth seemed to beat all of them combined in goals last week......
    You have half my team from last year (and I think NHPlanner has the other half). B@stards! I miss having Sundin on my team... it's always more fun when your favourite player is on your team!

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    Quote Originally posted by nerudite View post
    I miss having Sundin on my team...
    I'd be willing to part with him for the right trade offer.
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    Quote Originally posted by NHPlanner View post
    I'd be willing to part with him for the right trade offer.
    I wish I had someone as good as him to trade! I guess we'll see how Malkin does

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    I'm waiting for an orange pilon to come up on the waiver list for goalies.....I knew I should have ranked them higher.

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    2006 CHL Trash Talk Thread

    So that we don't muck up the standings threads with trash talk....

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    Trash Talk from other threads moved to this new thread
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    I forgot that making trades screws up your lineup. I didn't have my rosters set for the last few days so I"m floundering this week

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    I must be a baby seal, because I'm getting the #$@* clubbed out of me this week.

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    Please remind me, the higher the GAA the better for goalies right?

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    Quote Originally posted by Plan Man View post
    Please remind me, the higher the GAA the better for goalies right?
    No, the lower the better (less goals allowed).

    Check your PMs btw.

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    Zman: It looks like some of your good players are on the bench and you have a few spots open... don't forget to set your roster, big game day today!

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    Oh look! The smelly fish lost... to a bunch of puckers!
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