I responded to an inquiry about a plat today via email. The response was written as a Haiku.
No one got the joke.
No one gets me...
I responded to an inquiry about a plat today via email. The response was written as a Haiku.
No one got the joke.
No one gets me...
You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone
You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
-Peart
Keep your secret safe.Originally posted by zmanPLAN
I responded to an inquiry about a plat today via email. The response was written as a Haiku.
No one got the joke.
No one gets me...
Do not recite the haiku.
We don't want to hear.
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
Was not going to
No one will see my genius
Sorry to dash hopes.
You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone
You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
-Peart
Dude, I was in jest
Please tell us about your poem
Many here will laugh
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
when in japan
the beat was there
just like this
An idea dawns
A new thread springs into life
Time wasting ensues
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
Think 'hilarity'
Fertile Cyburbian minds
Provide us with laughs
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
I am here at work
With plans and maps and coffee
I am a planner
"What can I do here?"
She asked. Told her to read
The damn ordinance.
I would never guess
Based upon your username
you were a planner!
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
nap time has arrived.
but there is no bed in sight.
i need a pillow.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
I look productive
i am drawing on Sketch-Up
Little do they know.
Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.
Oh to be a plan
Everyone looks close at me
Color me red please
"We do not need any other Tutankhamun's tomb with all its treasures. We need context. We need understanding. We need knowledge of historical events to tie them together. We don't know much. Of course we know a lot, but it is context that's missing, not treasures." - Werner Herzog, in Archaeology, March/April 2011
Private sector work:
Calculate billable hours!
Public: One may sketch.
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
Here's what was sent to the school district's planner.
The plat is attached.
Tract H is the one you seek.
I do hope this helps.
You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone
You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
-Peart
When I was a girl
I wrote poetry myself
Alas, not Haiku
So is there a rule?
Or do you just
Do as you please?
Public comments on
Forty lot subdivision
Need to be filed
Rules: Three lines are made
Five syllables in first
Then seven, then five
First line should be five
Syllables, then comes seven
Then again it's five
Edit: MZ beat me to it!
Gesundheit.
Bear
Occupy Cyburbia!
MZ was faster.
Tis true. More amazingly:
She was even brief
Wow, some kids were saved
From the Curse that is haiku
In school not so fun
"We do not need any other Tutankhamun's tomb with all its treasures. We need context. We need understanding. We need knowledge of historical events to tie them together. We don't know much. Of course we know a lot, but it is context that's missing, not treasures." - Werner Herzog, in Archaeology, March/April 2011
Thursdays are so long
Class at ten, class again at six
Working 'twixt and 'tween
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
Understandable
That they didn't get your haiku
It's way too sublte.
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