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    Cyburbian Planit's avatar
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    Caption Contest 11/17/10

    Not exactly Guess the Year and we haven't had one of these in a while...

    So have at it:






    Daddy was sent to get supplies for Little Mary's 5th birthday party.
    "Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
    "Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver

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    2000.

    Although, from the makes of the cars, it could be anywhere from 1995-present day.

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    Fertility clinics are for suckers. I got the first one this way.....

    (I know...BOO! BOO!)
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    While not drinkable; perfectly acceptable for a beer bath.
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


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    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
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    Daddy drinks because you cry.

    Or

    Miller Lite Promotional Offer - Free child with purchase of 6 cases or more!
    The purpose of life is a life of purpose

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    I gotta brand new pair of rollerskates, you got a brand-new church key. . .
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    ~ Otterpop ~

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    At least he didn't put the kid under and carry the beer in the child seat....

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    This is how I pick up women. Beer and a kid.
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    Your mama is so ugly...

    Hey, kid, how do you think you got here?
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    Precious cargo
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    Milk? They need milk?
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

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    But daddy... mom likes Coors.

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    "(sniffle) Does this mean that we're really not going (another sniffle) to Milwaukee to visit Gramma for Thanksgiving (yet another sniffle)?"



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    This is my co-worker's contribution (so I take no responsiblity for this comment):

    "Your Honor, at the time, she looked 18 to me."

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    Quote Originally posted by wahday View post
    Daddy drinks because you cry.

    Or

    Miller Lite Promotional Offer - Free child with purchase of 6 cases or more!
    Wouldn't that be a Walmart• promo instead - 'Buy six cases of any Wisconsin beer, get a free grow-it-yourself future spouse kit'?



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    Quote Originally posted by mgk920 View post
    Wouldn't that be a Walmart• promo instead - 'Buy six cases of any Wisconsin beer, get a free grow-it-yourself future spouse kit'?



    Mike
    If its Walmart, maybe she's your very own child labor garment worker/future spouse! Those nimble little hands are great for the detailed stitching on dress shoes...
    The purpose of life is a life of purpose

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    Really Dear, I don't mind being a stay-at-home Dad while you work. I'll even take little Susie shopping for groceries.
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    "Honey, once Daddy empties these boxes, he's gonna build you the best "Trailer Park Barbie" doll house ever!"
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    "Honey, Dad needs to drink some more. Those empties are your college fund."

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