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    Cyburbian Planit's avatar
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    Joe Francis Gone Wild

    CEO and founder of Mantra - the makers of the Girls Gone Wild videos - is getting himself deeper in trouble in sunny Bay County, FL. First he's put in jail for contempt of court due to trying to settle a suit with 3 underage flashing girls and the saying his hearing judge is a Judge Gone Wild, then while in the pokey, gets his buddy to bring him sleeping and anti-depressent pills, tries to bribe a guard $100 for water then shows him $500. Now he's got three felony counts looking at him and his buddy has two. News reports said he was crying to his mother as he was taken from the court room.

    You know just cause you make $29 mil a year doesn't make you bullet proof dummy.
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    NIMBY asshatterer Plus Richmond Jake's avatar
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    Joe's current digs are about 5 blocks from my office.

    Money doesn't make you smart either.

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    He gets into trouble because 3 underage girls flash him? Next time I get flashed I am going to have to ask for ID.

    This is going to take some of the fun out of Marti Gras.
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    I use to think this guy was a genius, to capitalize off of crazy spring breakers doing what they are going to do anyway. But then it got to the point where he is just scum, provoking and enticing the girls to act in a way they maybe wouldn't otherwise. Now I think he is just a screwed up idiot.

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