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    Cyburbian michaelskis's avatar
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    One up the last person.

    It seems we have a negative situation P1$$ing contest in another thread... that I felt deserves a thread of it’s own (just for fun) What would you rather... in an attempt to one up the last person. Let me start simple. (note, please keep it clean)

    Quote Originally posted by Maister View post
    Oh yeah, well I'd rather eat six square feet of 60 grit sandpaper and wash it down with rubbing alcohol than watch the debates!!

    SNIPPING MONSTER

    And as far as watching the post debate commentary I would rather walk into a crowded movie theater and announce/offer loudly that I'm willing to drink anyone's saliva who spits in the cup!!!!

    Yea... well I'd rather go on a road trip from NYC to SF, in a pinto with no heat, in the middle of winter snow storm, with Gilbert Godfy after he has consumed his fill at an all you can eat Mexican restaurant...
    Not my monkey, not my circus. - Old Polish Proverb

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    Chairman of the bored Maister's avatar
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    Oh yeah, I would rather start a meaningul thought-provoking thread, requiring carefully worded responses...and post it in the FAC!
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Quote Originally posted by Maister View post
    Oh yeah, I would rather start a meaningul thought-provoking thread, requiring carefully worded responses...and post it in the FAC!
    Oh really! Way to dumb down your response rather than use big words to validate your ever-increaseing Mensa-bonded ego.

    ...or was that just being an asshole...
    You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone

    You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
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    I'd rather sit in the middle seat between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump on a trans-Atlantic flight while listening to Roseanne Barr sing the National Anthem.

    On second thought, maybe I'd just go the movie theatre with Maister.

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    Quote Originally posted by zmanPLAN View post
    Oh really! Way to dumb down your response rather than use big words to validate your ever-increaseing Mensa-bonded ego.

    ...or was that just being an asshole...
    The latter

    What you should say if you are going to play correctly is something like:
    "oh yeah, I would rather drink two quarts of double mocha espresso and have to spend the next four hours locked in a 2' x 2' broom closet with no bathroom and nothing to look at but a printout of every post ever made by Maister"
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    I'd rather be smeared with suet and set upon by hungry wolverines than . . .
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    I'd rather co-start with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie in the new reality series The Simple Planners Life...
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    Quote Originally posted by Mastiff View post
    I'd rather co-start with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie in the new reality series The Simple Planners Life...
    I would rather get lose on Jeopardy to Britany Spears and a drunken David Hasselhoff while the Stan's be-rate my lack of intelligence in the green room...
    "If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less" General Eric Shinseki

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    Quote Originally posted by Brocktoon View post
    I would rather get lose on Jeopardy to Britany Spears and a drunken David Hasselhoff while the Stan's be-rate my lack of intelligence in the green room...
    "I'd rather be a transgender socialist at a Republican fundraiser...
    Do you want to pet my monkey?

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    I'd rather be a northbound bug flying along the interstate in the southbound lanes...
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    I'd rather vote for a constitutional amendment that gives Dubya the chance for a third term.
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    I'd rather have front row tickets to the Live nude reenactment of every Golden Girls episode...
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    I'd rather have my car horn get inexplicably stuck while driving in the midst of a Hells Angels motorcycle convoy.
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    I'd rather drink Long Island Ice Teas with Billy Joel all afternoon, then ride shotgun while he goes for a Sunday drive on Mulholland Drive.
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    I'd rather audibly pass gas in a nationally televised forum.

    Oh....wait a minute, that's what they're doing.

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    can't believe nobody has posted this yet:

    I'd rather eat lint!

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    Quote Originally posted by luckless pedestrian View post
    can't believe nobody has posted this yet:
    I'd rather eat lint, and the whole suit it was found in, without salt, pepper and katsup.
    When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?

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    I'd rather preface every comment I make in front of the Zoning Board with a quote from Pat Benatar lyrics.

    ("Chair: I was wondering if staff could answer a question relating to the history of the property?
    Me: Hit me with your best shot. Fire Away.......")"
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Quote Originally posted by Mastiff View post
    I'd rather co-start with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie in the new reality series The Simple Planners Life...
    This statement leads to a NSFW question.
    Last edited by donk; 15 May 2007 at 6:38 PM.
    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    Quote Originally posted by donk View post
    This statement leads a NSFW question.
    Star... I meant star!
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    Quote Originally posted by Mastiff View post
    Star... I meant star!

    I knew that, but the other question is funnier to consider.
    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    Quote Originally posted by donk View post
    I knew that, but the other question is funnier to consider.
    Maybe for you!
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    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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    I'd rather listen to Michael McDonald singing for the Doobie Brothers on a three hour ride across the hot AZ desert with The One after he ate a bowl of chile, the air conditioner on, the windows closed tight and no rest stops.

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    I'd rather make one more comment on Cyburbia which could be remotely construed (some of you may have to look that word up in your dictionary...) as inflammatory, intolerant, ungrateful of immigrants, or southern-oriented. So be it.

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    I look forward to being invited by certain & specific cyburbian's to their wedding and reception.
    And having the nerve to show up ?
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    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
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