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    Dang! They're shooting each other in Michigan and Florida too! Big head, little head, whatever.
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Gator on the highway!

    Here's something most of you don't have to worry about on your interstates:

    http://www.tampabay.com/news/publics...-i-275/1235899

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    Man recently acquitted under FL's "Stand Your Ground" Law shot dead in Miami


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    Quote Originally posted by Zoning Goddess View post

    Karma?

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    South Carolina funeral home to sell Starbucks coffee

    http://edition.cnn.com/2012/07/11/bu...cks/index.html

    A new lobby will lead to an area where baristas hired by Robinson will discreetly serve Frappuccinos to mourners and the public alike.
    Anyone want to adopt a dog?

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    When skinny wasn't in

    http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2012/0...o-gain-weight/
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    World's largest penis stopped at SFO

    http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2012/07/...-sfo-security/



    Just can't make this stuff up.
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    Quote Originally posted by Richmond Jake View post
    Just can't make this stuff up.
    How is it that
    He works as a video game journalist and as an actor with small roles in movies and television shows, according to his Internet Movie Database profile.
    ? Must have to have someone stand in for him.
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    man uses obituary to confess indiscretions

    http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/sal...&pid=158526785

    Interesting Read. Would you write yours in the same style/approach ?
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
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    Quote Originally posted by JNA View post
    http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/sal...&pid=158526785

    Interesting Read. Would you write yours in the same style/approach ?
    That is funny... I wonder what he did with the safe?
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    Naked protest protected by free speech

    Judge: Man who stripped nude at airport not guilty
    http://news.yahoo.com/judge-man-stri...224222940.html
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    “Husband left us for a 22-year-old. House for sale by scorned, slightly bitter, newly single owner…Adulterers need not apply”

    http://blog.sfgate.com/ontheblock/20...for-sale-sign/
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    Quote Originally posted by Richmond Jake View post
    “Husband left us for a 22-year-old. House for sale by scorned, slightly bitter, newly single owner…Adulterers need not apply”

    http://blog.sfgate.com/ontheblock/20...for-sale-sign/
    Wow that sucks. I know the neighborhood that house is at since I grew up maybe two miles from there.
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    Ursus - what were you doing in your free time last week?

    Goat man spotted in Utah mountains
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    Quote Originally posted by WSU MUP Student View post
    Ursus - what were you doing in your free time last week?

    Goat man spotted in Utah mountains
    Ha, saw that and thought the same thing.
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Navy: Sub worker set fire so he could leave early

    A civilian employee set a fire that caused $400 million in damage to a nuclear-powered submarine because he had anxiety and wanted to get out of work early
    YUP, he out of work forever now.
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    This guy needs to turn the channel from the outdoor network

    Police: Romney photo led to assault

    CLINTON, Tenn., Aug. 1 (UPI) -- Police in Tennessee said a man charged with domestic assault was upset about a picture of an unknown man on his girlfriend's Facebook -- a photo of Mitt Romney.
    http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/08/...0891343839931/
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    Quote Originally posted by Richmond Jake View post
    Maybe he was upset because Mitt has so much damn charisma?
    "I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."

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    Lamest Police Chase Ever

    Police chase with a Smart Car. The video of the chase is priceless, the Smart Car looks like a little toy from the air. I love how the story calls it a high-speed chase, it looks like they didn't get any faster than 60 MPH, oh how I love Houston.

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    Quote Originally posted by rcgplanner View post
    Police chase with a Smart Car. The video of the chase is priceless, the Smart Car looks like a little toy from the air. I love how the story calls it a high-speed chase, it looks like they didn't get any faster than 60 MPH, oh how I love Houston.
    60 MPH would be a high-speed chase if you're in a Smart Car. Like 20 MPH on roller skates.
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    Umpire ejects sound man from minor league baseball game because he didn't like the music selection...

    http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/d...miracle-080212


    And I enjoyed the “comment” below, too!
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    Fireworks in buttocks trick lands man in hospital

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10823256

    And I quote from the above article:
    "What must of seemed to be a great idea at the time has backfired, resulting in the male receiving quite severe and very painful burns to his cheeks, back and private bits," Snr Sgt Smith said.
    Emphasis added.
    Last edited by ofos; 03 Aug 2012 at 6:12 PM.
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    ^^ Wrong linky, Slick.


    Golden Gate bridge climber in custody

    SAN FRANCISCO -- California Highway Patrol officers have detained the man who apparently spent the night on the very top of the Golden Gate Bridge's south tower, authorities said.

    The man, whose name was not released, was found on the peak of the tower of the bridge around 9:45 a.m., said CHP Sgt. Diana McDermott. She said the man will be taken to a psychiatric facility for evaluation.

    Officers lost sight of the man in the nighttime fog around 8:15 p.m. and had no idea where he was, said Sgt. Diana McDermott, a CHP spokeswoman.
    http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/articl...ly-3760235.php
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    Quote Originally posted by Richmond Jake View post
    ^^ Wrong linky, Slick.
    My bad, it's fixed. Like you never make a mistake.
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    Those damn code enforcement officers...

    NYC vibrator giveaway shut down due to crowds

    NEW YORK — A vibrator giveaway that attracted long lines in New York City came to an abrupt end when the city told the promoters to pack it up.

    The city says the promotional event could resume at a later date with proper permits.
    http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/N...#photo-3305909

    Some funny comments at the bottom, too.
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    Only in Florida....

    I just read an article on The Huffington Post about a woman who had her anus tattooed...twice!! I guess it's the next big thing.

    It felt "really, really good," the 22-year-old said of the process.
    No, I will not post a link. Do your own search...at home. NSFW. There's a video.

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    Also saw where a 61-year old woman got pickup on prostitution charges in Tampa. Getting prepared for the RNC, I guess. They're big spenders, ya know.
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