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    He tried to have sex with WHAT?

    Man bangs car wash vacuum. You crazy Midwesterners!

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,4662701.story

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    Quote Originally posted by Zoning Goddess View post
    Man bangs car wash vacuum. You crazy Midwesterners!

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,4662701.story
    When you're broke, homeless, and jobless in Michigan.......you get action anywhere you can!

    Seriously though, 90 days??? His punishment was getting caught and having to stand in the courtroom. Stupid criminal justice system.
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    Double YIKES!

    "Picked a bad day to give up drinking...."
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090326/...bobcat_attacks

    Moderator note:
    Maister: merged with neverending odd news thread. C'mon Tom R, a thread with nothing more than a link? Put a little effort into creating some content for discussion next time.
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    So a Bobcat walks into a bar...

    "Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost." - 1980 Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan

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    Simulated sex contest banner


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    Anybody been to the Oakdale Cowboy Museum Fund Raiser ? http://www.oakdalecowboymuseum.org/festival.htm
    http://www.modbee.com/scene/story/643121.html

    Trying to be more outragous than RJ if that is possible ?
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    Quote Originally posted by JNA View post
    Anybody been to the Oakdale Cowboy Museum Fund Raiser ? http://www.oakdalecowboymuseum.org/festival.htm
    http://www.modbee.com/scene/story/643121.html

    Trying to be more outragous than RJ if that is possible ?
    Well they don't call California the land of fruits and nuts for nothing!
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    Woman doesn't know about manual door locks on car.

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...0,270094.story

    The 911 operator had to tell her how to unlock her car when the electrical system failed. Kids today!!

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    Quote Originally posted by kjelsadek View post
    Well they don't call California the land of fruits and nuts for nothing!
    We...are...not...all...fruits...and...nuts.
    We natives from the Emerald Triangle are cut from a different mold. << (Am I mixing metaphors there? )

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    Quote Originally posted by Tom R View post
    "Picked a bad day to give up drinking...."
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090326/...bobcat_attacks

    Moderator note:
    Maister: merged with neverending odd news thread. C'mon Tom R, a thread with nothing more than a link? Put a little effort into creating some content for discussion next time.
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    Quote Originally posted by RichmondJake View post
    We...are...not...all...fruits...and...nuts.
    No no... it's like granola. There are flakes, too!
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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090331/..._bar_stool_dui

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    Man Coughs Up Nail Stuck in Nose 30 Years
    http://www.koaa.com/aaaa_top_stories...s-for-30-years

    Is that bizzare enough
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    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Road rage and a Mike Tyson wannabe...

    http://www.fox59.com/pages/landing_n...62&feedID=2319

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    You women have push-ups, wonder bras, and who knows what else.

    This for some men...and you know who you are. "Something to make the modest more manly."

    http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/flo...ore-manly.html

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    Quote Originally posted by RichmondJake View post
    You women have push-ups, wonder bras, and who knows what else.

    This for some men...and you know who you are. "Something to make the modest more manly."

    http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/flo...ore-manly.html
    I ordered you one. You can report back here next week.

    Just kidding.

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    I just thought I lived in Florida...

    ...I'm really in southern Alabama.

    Man puts 8-year-old behind the wheel of a car he's towing

    A Youngstown man was arrested Wednesday after allowing his 8-year-old son to steer a car that he was towing behind a truck. The boy was found alone in the car, using a tackle box as a back support because his legs were too short to reach the brake pedal, according to a Bay County Sheriff's Office arrest report.
    You've got to read the full story and see this character's picture.

    http://www.newsherald.com/news/car-7...ar-towing.html

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    You work here, you wear underwear!!

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31424512...ws-weird_news/

    I'm sure you've all seen this one. Brooksville, FL is requiring its employees to wear deodorant and underwear, cover all tattoos and wounds, no halter tops, etc. Some of it sounds OK, some of it's goofy. Who's gonna do underwear inspection every morning?

    I lived there for 15 years (worked for the county). The county P&D director was so anal he would send guys home for the day for not wearing socks. The now-City Manager is a biker babe, so I'm thinking she probably has a few tattoos she has to hide. It was on CNN Headline News today, with call-ins.

    The only excuse is that it's a little (7,000 or so population) southern town...

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    We haven't had one of these for awhile...

    Man tells police woman stole his sex toy

    NICEVILLE -- Police were called to a home on Buddy Phelps Road late on the night of Aug. 11 to take a report on a stolen sex toy.

    The man who lived there said a woman had lived with him for about a week and when she left, she took his sex toy. He added that he had paid about $70 for it. The officer asked him if he'd bought it for the woman. The man said he'd bought it to use with that woman, as well as with other women.
    And for the rest of this heartwarming story from Niceville....


    http://www.newsherald.com/news/span-...ll-police.html

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    Quote Originally posted by RichmondJake View post
    And for the rest of this heartwarming story from Niceville....


    http://www.newsherald.com/news/span-...ll-police.html
    Some of the reader comments are just great.

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    What a skill or talent -

    HEADLINE: Wisconsin dad, son excel at cricket-spitting
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090908/...lzY29uc2luZGFk

    Don't you wish you could do that ?
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    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    What were they thinking ?

    HEADLINE: Kansas couple's trash bin tryst takes wrong turn
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090915/...Nhc2NvdXBsZQ--
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    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Quote Originally posted by JNA View post
    What were they think ?
    Probably just an honest case of middle-aged astigmatism. Thought it said Humpster, not Dumpster.
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    Or maybe they were inspired by a comic

    Not work safe (and I think you can blame WhoseYourPlanner for introducing me to this comic):
    http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1482

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    Quote Originally posted by Michele Zone View post
    Not work safe (and I think you can blame WhoseYourPlanner for introducing me to this comic):
    http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1482
    LOL. Totally appropriate for the Humpster Dumpster event.
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