Man bangs car wash vacuum. You crazy Midwesterners!
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,4662701.story
Man bangs car wash vacuum. You crazy Midwesterners!
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,4662701.story
When you're broke, homeless, and jobless in Michigan.......you get action anywhere you can!Originally posted by Zoning Goddess
Man bangs car wash vacuum. You crazy Midwesterners!
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,4662701.story
Seriously though, 90 days??? His punishment was getting caught and having to stand in the courtroom. Stupid criminal justice system.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
"Picked a bad day to give up drinking...."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090326/...bobcat_attacks
Moderator note:
Maister: merged with neverending odd news thread. C'mon Tom R, a thread with nothing more than a link? Put a little effort into creating some content for discussion next time.
Last edited by Maister; 26 Mar 2009 at 2:16 PM.
WALSTIB
So a Bobcat walks into a bar...
"Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost." - 1980 Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan
Parents protest!
http://www.newsherald.com/news/simul...ex_destin.html
Anybody been to the Oakdale Cowboy Museum Fund Raiser ? http://www.oakdalecowboymuseum.org/festival.htm
http://www.modbee.com/scene/story/643121.html
Trying to be more outragous than RJ if that is possible ?
Last edited by JNA; 29 Mar 2009 at 9:58 PM.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Well they don't call California the land of fruits and nuts for nothing!
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
Woman doesn't know about manual door locks on car.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...0,270094.story
The 911 operator had to tell her how to unlock her car when the electrical system failed.Kids today!!
We...are...not...all...fruits...and...nuts.Well they don't call California the land of fruits and nuts for nothing!
We natives from the Emerald Triangle are cut from a different mold. << (Am I mixing metaphors there?)
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
Yawohl mein fuhrer!
Look at some of the other posts.
WALSTIB
No no... it's like granola. There are flakes, too!
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090331/..._bar_stool_dui
Now that's what i call riding in style!
Brotip #2418 - know when it's time to switch from being "the little engine that could" to the "little engine that said, 'f*ck it'"
Man Coughs Up Nail Stuck in Nose 30 Years
http://www.koaa.com/aaaa_top_stories...s-for-30-years
Is that bizzare enough
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Road rage and a Mike Tyson wannabe...
http://www.fox59.com/pages/landing_n...62&feedID=2319
You women have push-ups, wonder bras, and who knows what else.
This for some men...and you know who you are. "Something to make the modest more manly."
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/flo...ore-manly.html
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
I ordered you one. You can report back here next week.
Just kidding.
...I'm really in southern Alabama.
You've got to read the full story and see this character's picture.Man puts 8-year-old behind the wheel of a car he's towing
A Youngstown man was arrested Wednesday after allowing his 8-year-old son to steer a car that he was towing behind a truck. The boy was found alone in the car, using a tackle box as a back support because his legs were too short to reach the brake pedal, according to a Bay County Sheriff's Office arrest report.
http://www.newsherald.com/news/car-7...ar-towing.html
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31424512...ws-weird_news/
I'm sure you've all seen this one. Brooksville, FL is requiring its employees to wear deodorant and underwear, cover all tattoos and wounds, no halter tops, etc. Some of it sounds OK, some of it's goofy. Who's gonna do underwear inspection every morning?
I lived there for 15 years (worked for the county). The county P&D director was so anal he would send guys home for the day for not wearing socks. The now-City Manager is a biker babe, so I'm thinking she probably has a few tattoos she has to hide. It was on CNN Headline News today, with call-ins.
The only excuse is that it's a little (7,000 or so population) southern town...
And for the rest of this heartwarming story from Niceville....Man tells police woman stole his sex toy
NICEVILLE -- Police were called to a home on Buddy Phelps Road late on the night of Aug. 11 to take a report on a stolen sex toy.
The man who lived there said a woman had lived with him for about a week and when she left, she took his sex toy. He added that he had paid about $70 for it. The officer asked him if he'd bought it for the woman. The man said he'd bought it to use with that woman, as well as with other women.
http://www.newsherald.com/news/span-...ll-police.html
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
Some of the reader comments are just great.
What a skill or talent -
HEADLINE: Wisconsin dad, son excel at cricket-spitting
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090908/...lzY29uc2luZGFk
Don't you wish you could do that ?
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
What were they thinking ?
HEADLINE: Kansas couple's trash bin tryst takes wrong turn
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090915/...Nhc2NvdXBsZQ--
Last edited by JNA; 15 Sep 2009 at 9:51 PM.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Probably just an honest case of middle-aged astigmatism. Thought it said Humpster, not Dumpster.
“Nonconformity is the highest evolutionary attainment of social animals.” ― Aldo Leopold
Not work safe (and I think you can blame WhoseYourPlanner for introducing me to this comic):
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1482
LOL. Totally appropriate for the Humpster Dumpster event.
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
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