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    Quote Originally posted by kjelsadek View post
    LOL. Totally appropriate for the Humpster Dumpster event.
    I thought so. And apparently it's even funny without knowing the backstory.

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    AIB mgk920

    Good website source for all things DUI: http://www.duiattorney.com/news
    click on Gossip, Celebrities, Humor & Strange
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    "He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16

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    Just Whacking His Weeds

    Nothing But a Weed Whacker And a Smile
    Weed whacking without clothes gets Fort Worth man in trouble

    http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local-bea...-60278887.html
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Drunk of the Week™ #3 (local politician edition)
    http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/61049172.html



    Mike

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    On the subject of drunks- what about the news that Clinton's taped interviews are starting to leak out. I found the one about Boris Yeltsin getting drunk and trying to hail a cab in his underwear to "get a slice of pizza" quite hilarious.
    Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.

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    Quote Originally posted by mgk920 View post
    Drunk of the Week™ #3 (local politician edition)
    http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/61049172.html



    Mike
    Drunk of the Week™ #4 (local politician edition) Atlantic Beach, SC Mayor Retha Pierce reacts to her 4th arrest for DUI. LINK
    "He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16

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    Quote Originally posted by kjelsadek View post
    Drunk of the Week™ #4 (local politician edition) Atlantic Beach, SC Mayor Retha Pierce reacts to her 4th arrest for DUI. LINK
    News 13 attempted to get an on camera interview with some members of the town’s council but they said that because they work for the mayor, they are unable to say anything at all.
    Pretty cozy arrangement.
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Florida deputies playing Wii while they raid drug dealers house

    http://www.charlotteobserver.com/wei...ry/963001.html

    I guess they were checking out the evidence...
    "Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
    "Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver

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    Dumb crook edition....couple brags about shoplifting over a seven year period on the Dr. Phil show and surprise they get arrested. LINK
    "He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16

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    Quote Originally posted by kjelsadek View post
    Dumb crook edition....couple brags about shoplifting over a seven year period on the Dr. Phil show and surprise they get arrested. LINK
    What great quote -
    In the hall of fame of dumb crooks, these people will have a prominent position
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    HEADLINE: Body Is Mistaken for a Halloween Display
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/18/us...ef=todayspaper

    remained undisturbed for five days
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    HEADLINE: TN Police: Pre-schooler drinks beer, burglarizes house

    the case of a beer-drinking, cross-dressing burglar.
    http://www.14wfie.com/Global/story.asp?S=11694422
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    From the Redneck Riviera

    You can't make this stuff up.

    Bad sex leads (to) punch in the nose

    PANAMA CITY - A 23-year-old man was punched in the face by his 18-year-old girlfriend moments after they finished having “weird” sex according to a report from the Bay County Sheriff’s Office.....
    http://www.newsherald.com/news/year-...d-punched.html


    Some of the comments are funny, too.

    ZG just walked by, grabbed the hair on the back of my head, and called me an expletive. I kinda liked it.
    I think that one of the great signs of security is the ability to just walk away.

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    Two stories to make both sexes assume the fetal position

    Strange stories from FloriDUH....

    Sheriff: Florida Keys man uses fingers to puncture another man's testicles during fight

    A Florida Keys man is accused of grabbing another man by his testicles and injuring him during a fight at a Super Bowl party, according to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office.
    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/fl-su...,2373142.story

    Botched Brazilian wax job costs company $15,000

    SANFORD — A jury Wednesday awarded $15,000 to an Apopka woman who sued a beauty salon, alleging it had so botched a hair-removal procedure that she had to get six stitches.

    Jean Rochelle "Chelle" Simmons, 37, went to the salon, Moriah Brandon's in Altamonte Springs, Dec. 5, 2007 for what is known as a Brazilian wax, a procedure to remove pubic hair. She'd had the procedure done there before, she said.
    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...0,568901.story
    I think that one of the great signs of security is the ability to just walk away.

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    Tired of Hot Dogs? How About Hot Cats?

    ROME - Italian state TV has suspended a cooking show host who shocked the nation by saying cat stew is a Tuscan delicacy he swears he has enjoyed many times.

    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/354420...ple/?GT1=43001
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    File this story under stupid -

    HEADLINE: Louisville house gutted after blowtorch used to melt icicles
    http://www.courier-journal.com/artic...h+a+blow+torch
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    HEADLINE: Colorado family, Arizona foundation go to court over who gets dead woman's head, $50K annuity
    http://www.latimes.com/news/nationwo...,6016028.story

    HIGHLIGHT:
    I've never tried a case where we're talking about the dismemberment of a body and fighting over pieces of a body,
    Do we have a creepy smilie ?
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    HEADLINE: Deputy loses job after locking himself in cell, trying to shoot his way out
    The Adair County sheriff says one of his deputies has lost his job after accidentally locking himself in a jail cell and trying to shoot his way out of it.

    Adair County Sheriff Ralph Curry says no one was hurt when Charles Wright fired his weapon.

    The incident occurred Monday, the first day the new $12.4 million Adair County Judicial Center had opened to the public after being under construction for more than a year.

    Curry told WKYT-TV on Tuesday that the former deputy has claustrophobia and has agreed to pay for the damage he did to the cell.
    Is he related to Barney Fife ?
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Drunk of the WeekTM #5...

    Drunk man calls 911 from the back of a squad car claiming he was being abducted when the state troopers were just trying to take him home rather than arrest him. HE made such a stink they did arrest him for being disorderly. LINK
    "He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16

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    Naked woman tied to tree in park was willingly tied there

    http://www.thenewstribune.com/2010/0...k=omni_popular

    my favorite part of the story:
    Several police officers responded to the park
    Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.

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    Quote Originally posted by imaplanner View post
    Naked woman tied to tree in park was willingly tied there

    http://www.thenewstribune.com/2010/0...k=omni_popular

    my favorite part of the story:
    What no crime scene photos?
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Quote Originally posted by ofos View post
    What no crime scene photos?
    And, BTW, the editor will also have to send a memo to the headline writer regarding spelling - it is:
    'C-O-N-S-E-N-*T*-U-A-L'.



    Mike

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    Quote Originally posted by mgk920 View post
    And, BTW, the editor will also have to send a memo to the headline writer regarding spelling - it is:
    'C-O-N-S-E-N-*T*-U-A-L'.



    Mike
    It's spelled correctly unless you intended a double entendre.
    "He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16

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