http://www.aolnews.com/nation/articl...onsin/19386113
"Alcohol played a role." I'm shocked.
http://www.aolnews.com/nation/articl...onsin/19386113
"Alcohol played a role." I'm shocked.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,7161780.storyYou've heard of the dangers of texting while driving.
But what about the danger associated with shaving while driving?
State troopers responding to a crash in the Florida Keys say a woman shaving her, uh, private area, caused a two-vehicle crash.
What's more, her ex-husband was driving while she conducted her grooming ritual to prepare for a date with another man, the Florida Highway Patrol said.
You can't make this stuff up.
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
This makes my mouth hurt thinking about/picturing it -
HEADLINE: Mass. dentist used paper clips in root canals
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...l2M3AD9EFUJB04
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Barney Fife's GF robbed in "Mayberry": Alex, I'll take 'Definition of irony' for $500......
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100429/...ple_thelma_lou
HEADLINES: Police: Homeless man found 'huffing' in Pep Boys
http://www.courierpress.com/news/201...s/?partner=RSS
HIGHLIGHTS:
A homeless man was arrested Monday after he was allegedly seen "huffing" Fix-A-Flat in front of customers inside the Pep Boys auto parts store, according to an Police Department report.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Probably just trying to keep up with inflation.Originally posted by JNA
“Nonconformity is the highest evolutionary attainment of social animals.” ― Aldo Leopold
Check this out:
http://www.linkedin.com/news?viewArt...k=news_discuss
I wonder where the (2nd) hose goes?
On the ground, protecting the Cyburbia Shove since 2004.
http://www.courierpress.com/news/201...t-side-garage/A fire destroyed a garage ... when a spark set a box of fireworks off.
grinding metal inside his garage, which is not connected to his house .... when a spark flew into a large box of fireworks, setting them off.
don’t know how many fireworks were in the garage, they think they had more than usual.
Don't you always use a metal grinder near a box of fireworks ?
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Teen trades cell phone for Porsche
I thought this was a pretty funny story. I would love to know the details for each trade. I remember a story like this a few years ago where somebody traded a box of thumbtacks and eventually was able to get a nice furnished house.
"Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost." - 1980 Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan
From the Republic of Texas....
HEADLINE: Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/wei...ks-Knife-Fight
Don't you hate when that happens
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
Moral of the story: No matter how much you want it, just say no to crack.From the Republic of Texas....
HEADLINE: Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/wei...ks-Knife-Fight
Don't you hate when that happens
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
Stop, you're cracking me up! Nice of them to include a butt crack picture too, just in case the reader has never seen one.
“Nonconformity is the highest evolutionary attainment of social animals.” ― Aldo Leopold
That is some intriguingly strong butt crack clenching action!The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect.
"Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost." - 1980 Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan
Plane makes emergency landing on 17th hole of golf course:
http://www.newsherald.com/news/tooth...ding-17th.html
I guess there are several questions to be asked:
Does the plane count as a hazard or loose impediment?
Is it approved to be used as a golf cart?
How many penalty strokes if your ball lands inside the plane? One like an unplayable lie?
Do I get two club lengths and a freee drop?
What did RJ think when the plane was landing and knocked his ball into the palmetto bushes?
Did "The Man" laugh out loud at RJ's misfortune?
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
The plane flew back to Ft. Walton Beach yesterday....taking off from the golf course!!!!
http://www.newsherald.com/news/panam...ach-plane.html
I can't play Shark's Tooth. It's private.
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
HEADLINE: Pass the Peace: Feuding Neighbors to Hold Potlucks
Decade-Long Neighborhood Feud Turns Violent, Judge Responds With Unusual Verdict
http://abcnews.go.com/US/feuding-nei...ry?id=11253648
HIGHLIGHTS:
A Florida judge has ordered neighbors to hold monthly potluck dinners in an attempt to improve relationships and end a long decade long feud--some worry that the supposed-to-be peaceful potlucks may turn into dinners reminiscent of a "Three Stooges" pie fight, or worse.
I wonder if this type of sentencing would work elsewhere ?
Would ZG take this approach in dealing with the barking dogs mentioned in the Random Thoughts ?
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
This story is dripping in irony.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...4D71.DTL&tsp=1Santa Rosa electric motorcycle entrepreneur killed
Santa Rosa Police Sgt. Doug Schlief says 29-year-old Matthew Dieckmann was riding an electric motorcycle near the Coddingtown Mall at about 10:40 a.m. Monday when a Toyota Prius collided with the cycle.
Schlief says Dieckmann hit the car's passenger side. He died at the scene.
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
Wow, hybrid fusion!
“Nonconformity is the highest evolutionary attainment of social animals.” ― Aldo Leopold
Zing! I was thinking something along those lines, but kept it to myself. Too soon?
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
"SHOCKING"
Police: Frankenstein causes trouble at Ohio concert
By Associated Press
POSTED: 01:52 p.m. EDT, Aug 31, 2010
CINCINNATI: Police say a Cincinnati concertgoer threatened them multiple times, then beat his head against a partition inside their cruiser after his arrest.
The 39-year-old man named Forrest Frankenstein appeared Monday before a judge who asked why he ''went crazy'' on a night in which he also allegedly kicked a cruiser window. Frankenstein replied that he had been drinking.
The man also said he didn't really remember anything.
He was at an Aug. 27 concert by country music star Toby Keith, whose hits include a song that states: You ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'.
Frankenstein, from Hamilton in southwest Ohio, was being held Tuesday on $80,000 bond on counts of menacing, disorderly conduct and vandalism.
http://www.ohio.com/news/break_news/101897103.html
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Zing! I was thinking something along those lines, but kept it to myself. Too soon?I wonder if the impact emitted any sound?"SHOCKING"
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
The crunching of a soda can.
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
I would never complain about my food or service there.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
Stay classy NJ.
http://www.mycentraljersey.com/artic...nfield-for-pot
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
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