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    Quote Originally posted by kjelsadek View post
    There are a couple of other expat Jersey boys that will find that story interesting to say the least.
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    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
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    Quote Originally posted by JNA View post
    There are a couple of other expat Jersey boys that will find that story interesting to say the least.
    Oh, good grief.

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    Quote Originally posted by kjelsadek View post
    Maybe they were just going to take it to the police department. Or maybe they had a "patient" that they were going to care for. Or maybe they were high and doing it. We will never know....
    A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams

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    Alabaman...that explains it

    Drunken woman falls from moving motor home on Florida interstate

    DEFUNIAK SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) — A 55-year-old Alabama woman has been injured after she fell out of a motor home traveling on a Florida interstate while trying to use the bathroom.

    The Florida Highway Patrol says Sharon Glover had been drinking when she fell out of the moving motor home on Interstate 10....
    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,3984867.story
    What would RJ do?

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    HEADLINE: Officials destroy old artillery shells found in area
    http://www.courierpress.com/news/201...a/?partner=RSS

    HIGHLIGHTS:
    Somewhere between 24 and 40 old artillery shells were detonated in an empty field

    Sheriff’s Det.explained that the old shells were dug up by farmers when they do their spring and fall tillage.
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    HEADLINE: Indy cops: Drunk man watching pron while driving is arrested

    What can you say about that ?
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    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    I think I can guess why he had trouble getting the car in park. "I said, put it in park, not put it in pork."
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Souvenir condoms rolled out for UK royal wedding

    LONDON (AFP) – While Britain has a public holiday to celebrate Prince William's wedding, one company is taking the party one step further with souvenir condoms that urge lovers to "lie back and think of England".

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/britainr...dingsexoffbeat
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Surf and turf: Dead cow washes up on Seattle shore

    You know that there is something to this to warrant 134 comments.
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    I cringed a bit when I read this.

    Orlando teen playing with gun shoots self in groin

    An Orlando teen begged police to call an ambulance late Saturday after shooting himself in the testicles, according to police reports.

    "I shot myself by accident," the 17-year-old boy said. "Get an ambulance."....

    The bullet went through the scrotum and lodged in his right upper thigh, the report stated.
    Full story:
    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,1314359.story
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    Iran threatens London boycott over 'racist' Olympic logo

    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    A 40 million-year old act is frozen in time
    Actually, it's captured in a blob of amber that hit 2 unlucky copulating mites


    Forty million years ago, a female mite met an attractive partner, grabbed him with her clingy rear end and began to mate — just before a blob of tree resin fell on the couple, preserving the moment for eternity.
    Watch for the falling resin, ofos and TO.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41857938...ience-science/
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    Ha ha ha.....

    Quote Originally posted by RichmondJake View post
    Watch for the falling resin, ofos and TO.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41857938...ience-science/
    I haven't seen someone diss TexanOkie like that in over a year on this forum....good work RJ
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    Cornell Police Break Up Student Snow Fight

    From the article:
    The Cornell University Police Department shut down the second annual “Epic Snowball Fight on the Arts Quad” Wednesday, apprehending a student, confiscating tin shields and knocking over a six-foot snow penis.
    Six-foot snow penis. Let me type that again. Six-foot snow penis.
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    Quote Originally posted by Dan View post
    Cornell Police Break Up Student Snow Fight

    From the article:


    Six-foot snow penis. Let me type that again. Six-foot snow penis.
    Did they retreat to the giant snow vagina?
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    Close....

    Quote Originally posted by ofos View post
    Did they retreat to the giant snow vagina?
    Nope, they fell into the MANHOLE
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    Quote Originally posted by RichmondJake View post
    Watch for the falling resin, ofos and TO.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41857938...ience-science/
    Was he still smiling after 40 million years?
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Off-topic:
    Quote Originally posted by The One View post
    I haven't seen someone diss TexanOkie like that in over a year on this forum....good work RJ
    Does this mean you're transferring the "TO" shorthand moniker to me?



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    Spring Break has hit the Panhandle


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    You just can't enjoy your whopper during spring break anymore.
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    Local School District Offricial Arrested For Soliciting Prostitution
    http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/L...118611784.html

    I wonder if his colleague's wife knew about this?

    "Honey, you know that riding lawnmower we want but can't afford? Well guess what..."
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    Wow. He sounds like a gem!

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    Quote Originally posted by RichmondJake View post
    http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/L...118611784.html

    I wonder if his colleague's wife knew about this?

    "Honey, you know that riding lawnmower we want but can't afford? Well guess what..."
    The Wisconsin State Legislature is now working on a bill to allow the revocation of a state teacher license for being caught viewing pron on a work computer.

    You'd think that they'd be smart enough to use their home accounts for that, like most of the rest of us do.



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    Ha!

    Quote Originally posted by TexanOkie View post
    Off-topic:


    Does this mean you're transferring the "TO" shorthand moniker to me?


    Only when it suits me rookie

    I still think we should just use Okie for you
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