There are a couple of other expat Jersey boys that will find that story interesting to say the least.Originally posted by kjelsadek
There are a couple of other expat Jersey boys that will find that story interesting to say the least.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Oh, good grief.There are a couple of other expat Jersey boys that will find that story interesting to say the least.
Maybe they were just going to take it to the police department. Or maybe they had a "patient" that they were going to care for. Or maybe they were high and doing it. We will never know....
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,3984867.storyDrunken woman falls from moving motor home on Florida interstate
DEFUNIAK SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) — A 55-year-old Alabama woman has been injured after she fell out of a motor home traveling on a Florida interstate while trying to use the bathroom.
The Florida Highway Patrol says Sharon Glover had been drinking when she fell out of the moving motor home on Interstate 10....
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
HEADLINE: Officials destroy old artillery shells found in area
http://www.courierpress.com/news/201...a/?partner=RSS
HIGHLIGHTS:
Somewhere between 24 and 40 old artillery shells were detonated in an empty field
Sheriff’s Det.explained that the old shells were dug up by farmers when they do their spring and fall tillage.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
HEADLINE: Indy cops: Drunk man watching pron while driving is arrested
What can you say about that ?
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
I think I can guess why he had trouble getting the car in park. "I said, put it in park, not put it in pork."
“Nonconformity is the highest evolutionary attainment of social animals.” ― Aldo Leopold
LONDON (AFP) – While Britain has a public holiday to celebrate Prince William's wedding, one company is taking the party one step further with souvenir condoms that urge lovers to "lie back and think of England".
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/britainr...dingsexoffbeat
“Nonconformity is the highest evolutionary attainment of social animals.” ― Aldo Leopold
Very Extreme LACK of Coping Parenting.
she killed their children because she was tired of them being "mouthy",
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Surf and turf: Dead cow washes up on Seattle shore
You know that there is something to this to warrant 134 comments.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
I cringed a bit when I read this.
Full story:Orlando teen playing with gun shoots self in groin
An Orlando teen begged police to call an ambulance late Saturday after shooting himself in the testicles, according to police reports.
"I shot myself by accident," the 17-year-old boy said. "Get an ambulance."....
The bullet went through the scrotum and lodged in his right upper thigh, the report stated.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,1314359.story
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
Gotta love em.
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/blo...urn=oly-327678
“Nonconformity is the highest evolutionary attainment of social animals.” ― Aldo Leopold
Watch for the falling resin, ofos and TO.A 40 million-year old act is frozen in time
Actually, it's captured in a blob of amber that hit 2 unlucky copulating mites
Forty million years ago, a female mite met an attractive partner, grabbed him with her clingy rear end and began to mate — just before a blob of tree resin fell on the couple, preserving the moment for eternity.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41857938...ience-science/
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
I haven't seen someone diss TexanOkie like that in over a year on this forum....good work RJ
On the ground, protecting the Cyburbia Shove since 2004.
Cornell Police Break Up Student Snow Fight
From the article:
Six-foot snow penis. Let me type that again. Six-foot snow penis.The Cornell University Police Department shut down the second annual “Epic Snowball Fight on the Arts Quad” Wednesday, apprehending a student, confiscating tin shields and knocking over a six-foot snow penis.
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Did they retreat to the giant snow vagina?
“Nonconformity is the highest evolutionary attainment of social animals.” ― Aldo Leopold
Nope, they fell into the MANHOLE
On the ground, protecting the Cyburbia Shove since 2004.
Was he still smiling after 40 million years?
“Nonconformity is the highest evolutionary attainment of social animals.” ― Aldo Leopold
Off-topic:
A Bikini Brawl!!!
http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/V...118505599.html
You just can't enjoy your whopper during spring break anymore.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/L...118611784.htmlLocal School District Offricial Arrested For Soliciting Prostitution
I wonder if his colleague's wife knew about this?
"Honey, you know that riding lawnmower we want but can't afford? Well guess what..."
Last edited by Richmond Jake; 24 Mar 2011 at 7:41 PM. Reason: engrish
Wow. He sounds like a gem!
The Wisconsin State Legislature is now working on a bill to allow the revocation of a state teacher license for being caught viewing pron on a work computer.
You'd think that they'd be smart enough to use their home accounts for that, like most of the rest of us do.
Mike
Only when it suits me rookieOff-topic:
Does this mean you're transferring the "TO" shorthand moniker to me?
I still think we should just use Okie for you
On the ground, protecting the Cyburbia Shove since 2004.
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