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    Get the munchies much?

    Ocala Police say (Randall) Roberts stole a truck filled with 388 boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. He told officers he was tired of walking and wanted to sleep. Police also found 10 grams of marijuana in a plastic bag in the car, but Roberts said the drugs didn't belong to him.
    Of course the pot didn't belong to him.....

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,4553154.story

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    Quote Originally posted by RichmondJake View post
    Get the munchies much?



    Of course the pot didn't belong to him.....

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,4553154.story
    Did the cops confiscate the doughnuts? "Drug related you know...got to take these back to the station. Lou, get coffee!"
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    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
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    From scanner:

    Air-Evac en route to Hosp for victim of lightning strike. Holding gun when hit & ammo in pocket exploded
    That counts as a
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    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Phallological Museum

    Iceland's penis museum finally gets human specimen

    LONDON, United Kingdom (AP) --

    In life, Pall Arason sought attention. In death, he is getting it: The 95-year-old Icelander's pickled penis will be the main attraction in one of his country's most bizarre museums.

    Several people had pledged their penises over the years--including an American, a Briton, and a German--but Arason's was the first to be successfully donated, (Sigurdur) Hjartarson said. "I have just been waiting for this guy for 15 years," he told The Associated Press in a brief telephone interview.
    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...i034642D78.DTL

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    Have you been seeing where the husband of 94 year old ZasZsa Gabor wants her to have a baby to carry on the name?!?!!? Give me a break old man. She is bedridden, old and failing and you want her to be artifically insemenated and carry a baby to term. You have to be f-ing nuts!
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    This story out of Alabama is so way beyond odd even sickening.

    Man plucks out uncle's eyeballs with spoon

    Google the story for yourself the headline is more than enough.

    The first responders must have CISM sessions after this one.
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    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Hmmm.....

    Quote Originally posted by Planit View post
    Have you been seeing where the husband of 94 year old ZasZsa Gabor wants her to have a baby to carry on the name?!?!!? Give me a break old man. She is bedridden, old and failing and you want her to be artifically insemenated and carry a baby to term. You have to be f-ing nuts!
    He should just go get Pia Zadora pregnant.....that has to be a good second option.....right?
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    Condom companies battle over retail displays

    In nearly a quarter-century of selling condoms, David Mayer has learned one lesson above all others: When it comes to shelf displays, size matters.

    Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...#ixzz1KRbuGdTz

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    This guy apparently didn't care for any of his family, since his estate is being settled 92 years after his death.
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    Quote Originally posted by Gedunker View post
    This guy apparently didn't care for any of his family, since his estate is being settled 92 years after his death.
    Anybody know if Burt Lake and Burt Lake State Park are named after him?
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    From scanner -

    Dispatched: Possible manure theft in progress. Tractor moving barricades & possibly stealing Zoo's manure.
    PD en route.
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    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    From WTF files -

    According to an Police Department probable cause affidavit,
    20-year-old Kristina told police she is four months pregnant after they allegedly found her under the influence of methamphetamine.

    "Well, my baby likes it,"
    she reportedly told police after they confronted her about the effects of drugs on her unborn child
    Mom of the Year - NOT !
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    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    "He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16

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    HEADLINE: Secrets of 79-year-old woman who left 5 dead husbands in 5 states may have died with her
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Doesn't this happen every day to you ? -

    Live mortar round causes evacuation of City Hall
    Police in western Kentucky evacuated an area around Mayfield City Hall on Monday after two teenagers bought a mortar round and then brought it to police.

    Mayfield Police say the teens bought a mortar round at Mayfield Trade Day and then took it to a sporting goods store, where they were directed to police.

    Officers with the Paducah’s bomb squad inspected the mortar round and determined it was live. Police took it to a remote area and detonated it, WPSD-TV in Paducah reported.

    Police evacuated several businesses and city hall for hours on Monday
    http://www.courierpress.com/news/201...y/?partner=RSS
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    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Quote Originally posted by JNA View post
    Doesn't this happen every day to you ? -

    Live mortar round causes evacuation of City Hall

    http://www.courierpress.com/news/201...y/?partner=RSS
    Actually it does!
    http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/28033363/detail.html

    Just another day in paradise!

    On a lighter note somebody stole a bit of St. Anthony in Los Angeles. St. Anthony is the patron St. of lost things. Somehow some Catholics have decided that it is ok to pray to patron Saints to intercede (I am catholic btw and never understood this ritual at all) Can he pray to himself and be found?
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    Quote Originally posted by JNA View post
    Doesn't this happen every day to you ? -

    Live mortar round causes evacuation of City Hall

    http://www.courierpress.com/news/201...y/?partner=RSS
    Who says God doesn't watch over fools and innocents
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    Looks like our famous Mayor of DeNoc is vacationing in Florida...

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    US Airways let man wearing women's panties fly

    Six days before a college football player was arrested at San Francisco International Airport in a dispute that began because he tried to board a US Airways jet with sagging pants, a man who was wearing little but women's undergarments was allowed to fly the airline, a US Airways spokeswoman conceded Tuesday.

    A photo of the scantily clad man was provided to The Chronicle by Jill Tarlow, a passenger on the June 9 flight from Fort Lauderdale, Fla., to Phoenix. Tarlow said that other passengers had complained to airline workers before the plane boarded, but that employees had ignored those complaints.
    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...BAJF1K0V8F.DTL

    Does anybody know where ofos was during this period of time? NTTAWWWWP. I do it every now and then.

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    Looks like he does this regularly.

    'Underwear traveler' apparently gets around

    It seems that the mystery man recently allowed to fly on a US Airways flight wearing little but women’s underwear has been spotted at numerous airports around the country in a variety of similarly skimpy outfits.

    http://overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com/_ne...ly-gets-around

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    Have you or let your kid do these ?

    11 Dangerous Things You Should Let Your Children Do (PHOTOS)

    Do you have this book and the question above
    Fifty Dangerous Things (you should let your children do)
    Oddball
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    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Quote Originally posted by JNA View post
    Have you or let your kid do these ?

    11 Dangerous Things You Should Let Your Children Do (PHOTOS)

    Do you have this book and the question above
    Fifty Dangerous Things (you should let your children do)
    Of the 11 things...most of them. RT excelled at spear throwing to the degree that she lettered three times in javelin and was varsity captain of the girls field team They made these cute shirts last year that said iThrow with icons for the javelin, discus, and shotput.
    "He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16

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    I'm speechless



    Man charged with trying to have sex with family dog

    DeFUNIAK SPRINGS — A man is facing an animal cruelty charge after his grandson saw him attempting to have sex with a dog.....

    His family contacted law enforcement after the grandson told his father that he had seen Hickman nude in the bedroom on top of the dog....
    He knew it was wrong but won't do it again?

    http://www.newsherald.com/news/sex-9...s-charged.html

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    I guess you have to squint your eyes a little bit.....

    'Kudzu Jesus' Spotted in NC Town
    "You can't spray Jesus with Roundup," said one Kinston resident


    KINSTON, N.C.— Some residents in Kinston are seeing more than just a vine in a growth of kudzu on a local utility pole.

    Reporter Justin Hill of The Kinston Free Press reports people began noticing a utility pole last week with kudzu that they say resembles Jesus on the cross.
    http://www.myfox8.com/news/wghp-stor...,5202853.story

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