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    Cyburbian Budgie's avatar
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    Rumpy's Wedding Planning Thread

    Folks.... my flight is booked. Arriving Friday... leaving Monday.

    Now what to wear. HMMM?

    Rumpy and I decided that my best chance to score is to play up my Kansas roots to the upstate ladies. So... do I pack cowboy boots (I don't even own a pair) or my bib overalls (I don't even own a pair)? Neither... I'm going to the "wedding crasher" motif.

    If you were attending Rumpy's wedding, what would you pack.
    "And all this terrible change had come about because he had ceased to believe himself and had taken to believing others. " - Leo Tolstoy

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    I see nothing but trouble if Budgie and RJ are at Teh Tuna's wedding reception.

    But then again if you fly Delta (sic), you might not make it in time.
    Has RJ told you how much he likes Delta ?
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    Put a can of skoal in your back pocket and I will tell you the joke later.

    It is my very most favorite joke.

    Give him a hug and a kiss and tell him it is from me....
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    Quote Originally posted by Budgie View post
    If you were attending Rumpy's wedding, what would you pack.
    You can never go wrong with a shotgun in the event he gets a case of cold feet...

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    Quote Originally posted by Budgie View post
    If you were attending Rumpy's wedding, what would you pack.
    In Buffalo? Go native.







    BTW, you must see Elmwood Avenue.

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    Well......

    From what little I know of this crew and the BIG TUNA, here is what I would take:

    1. A tube of KY Jelly
    2. A gross of antibiotics
    3. Six quarts of kentucky moonshine- the kind you get in the screw top jars
    4. An autographed photo of Zman
    5. A bottle of pumpkin nuts red from the redneck riviera

    And that's just the wedding gift.......(drum roll.....).badump...thump...

    Is this for real?? The Rumpster is getting marred (not a typo)
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    Quote Originally posted by Budgie View post
    Folks.... my flight is booked. Arriving Friday... leaving Monday.

    Now what to wear. HMMM?

    Rumpy and I decided that my best chance to score is to play up my Kansas roots to the upstate ladies. So... do I pack cowboy boots (I don't even own a pair) or my bib overalls (I don't even own a pair)? Neither... I'm going to the "wedding crasher" motif.

    If you were attending Rumpy's wedding, what would you pack.
    Wear your birthday suit. What could be better?
    You darn tootin', I like fig newtons!

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    With a little foresight, you could have presented the happy couple with his and hers slippers. RJ just received a new shipment from his mom...

    Has Rumpy indicated that any of the bridesmaids might be susceptible to a few drinks and a banjo player? Better pack that protection...

    And don't forget the whoopee cushion to slip under the groom at the reception. Cyburbians will want to see horrified pics, of course...

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    When was the stag?

    I would have definitely made the drive to Buffalo for that, but then again I am sure I would have only had to drive to Niagara Falls...
    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    Quote Originally posted by sisterceleste View post
    Wear your birthday suit. What could be better?
    ANYTHING !!!!! I'm going to donate my body to science fiction.
    "And all this terrible change had come about because he had ceased to believe himself and had taken to believing others. " - Leo Tolstoy

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    I would suggest a stop at the CDC to get all the immunizations humanly possible and schedule a liver transplant for your return trip!
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    I have the shotgun....

    pointed at my head........



    Let it go. Its over.,....,.,.,,,,..,,,,,.,..,,.,.,,,,,,,,;.,..'...,,...,m,,...
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