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Second poll choice no one will select
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What is this [blank] you speak of?
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WALSTIB
[Roll eyes at Maister bumping old threads...again. Complain about the political threads even though they have nothing to do with this thread. Make another vague reference to baseball and/or beer.]
I found you a new motto from a sign hanging on their wall…"Drink coffee: do stupid things faster and with more energy"
Who is Polly Morphous and why does she keep changing?
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
(Bracket with curves instead of sticks to challenge status quo.)
(Insert absolutely necessary slam at thread originator.)
(Add rebound and equally necessary slam at thread pry-er-open-er mustached dude.)
(Insert confessional joke.)
(Delete Bear)
Occupy Cyburbia!
Insert usual "_____-open" statement.
Propose outline that "maps" all threads, showing continuity linkage.
Determine that this thread is "father" of the DULL thread.
Give usual roll of eyes when searching for thread originator's moniker.
Bear
Occupy Cyburbia!
[Initiate an off-topic discussion on how to attract macy*s to San Luis Obispo.]
No wait, that's how you get threads locked.
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
[Regale viewers with detailed stories of a troubled childhood in a desperate attempt at being the center of attention]
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
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Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
What do you call those kinds of buildings that you see in suburbs like these in Toronto?
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
[Roll eyes at this thread being bumped yet again. Make a vague reference to baseball and/or beer. Submit reply and go hunt up one of the current sports trash talk threads.]
I found you a new motto from a sign hanging on their wall…"Drink coffee: do stupid things faster and with more energy"