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    caption contest 7-31-08


    redneck tank top

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    I guess this means the wifebeater is in his pants.


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    "Well, I went'n fed Jasper beans agin, and he sorta blew thuh middle out this fine new pair he done got from Grannie for his birthday... and y'all know hows I hate tuh throw stuff away. 'Sides, all thuh stinkin' parts is gone!"
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    Hanes makes you feel good all under, Hanes makes you feel good.

    From the waistband to the collar, Hanes won't shrink up like the dollar. Hanes underwear fits right!

    (Hey smart guy, the waistband is on one type of clothin' - the collar is on another. NOT the same piece of clothing)


    ~ or ~

    That there sign said "No Shirt, No Service" so I had to figure sumthin' else out.


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    What do you mean my underwear on backwards?
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    This guy obviously doesn't just think with the head in his pants.
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    If that is the front on the back....
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    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
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    Quote Originally posted by Seana View post
    You must be new here, no offense intended. We're all winners or all losers (half-full, half-empty) for having played the caption contest.
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Fat Cat

    He didn't make the high school year book because he didn't graduate but he was always known as a "d---" Some things never change

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    The Wal-Mart version of Kramer's "man-bra."

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    brief

    Quote Originally posted by ofos View post
    This guy obviously doesn't just think with the head in his pants.
    I'm not sure it's a guy.
    "Let's be brief."
    WALSTIB

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    AIB: UNWORDS

    manssiere (măn-zîr')
    a. (n.) A bra for a guy.

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    (I just have to go here)

    When Bubba's shorts get blow out holes. Eco conscience Mrs. Bubba just cuts out the rest of the crotch and uses it as a sports bra. Nothing goes to waste around their shack!!
    It is all a matter of perspective!!!

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    Quote Originally posted by Queen B View post
    (I just have to go here)

    When Bubba's shorts get blow out holes. Eco conscience Mrs. Bubba just cuts out the rest of the crotch and uses it as a sports bra. Nothing goes to waste around their shack!!
    SAW
    Now that sounded like RJ.
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    MCCANN ERICKSON LAUNCHES ITS DUBLIN CAMPAIGN

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