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    NIMBY asshatterer Plus Richmond Jake's avatar
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    Caption Contest - August 31, 2007

    Here we go again.




    Zman, Maister, The One, Rumpy, and Budgie have always been attracted to women with big feet, a sense of fashion, and who could suck the chrome off the end of a trailer hitch.
    Last edited by Richmond Jake; 31 Aug 2007 at 1:04 PM.
    I think that one of the great signs of security is the ability to just walk away.

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    Z-man’s mom takes a rest outside of the Las Vegas night club where she is the bingo announcer.”
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    Fidel Castro's heart surgery went terribly wrong.

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    George Burn's long lost fabulous twin brother found in Miami.
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    Quote Originally posted by giff57 View post
    George Burn's long lost fabulous twin brother found in Miami.
    Damn you.....beat me to the obvious Burns reference.


    My caption:
    "How's you like my new kicks".

    or

    "Next great anti-smoking campaign: 'Smoking make you look like George Burns.....and he's dead!"
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    I'm a smokin' red hot mama.

    Daayammn, I really wanted to do the George Burn's momma reference.
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    Another victim of Fidel Castro's refusal to allow any reporting of the passing of George Burns within Cuba.

    Mike

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    Jane Jacobs had her quirky moments too. When asked how she was doing, her reply was "Just enjoyin' the urbanity, baby!"
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    Quote Originally posted by Planit View post
    Jane Jacobs had her quirky moments too. When asked how she was doing, her reply was "Just enjoyin' the urbanity, baby!"

    Oh I like that one.
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    Reality has just starting to sink into Miss Minerva Castellanos’ mind that the “Simpson Movie” was an animated film and that she’d have to go back to the flea market as a clerk, for her movie career was over before it ever started.
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    Wow, way to go guys. That was great...

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