This is going to be so easy.
This is going to be so easy.
Your Typical Planner's Wedding Reception Dress Code.
Having never outgrown the theme parties of his college days, M'skis goes with a "blue shirt planning uniform" theme for his wedding...
"...anyone wishing to red-line this wedding speak now, or forever lose your entitlements..."
M'skis dream of the perfect bachelor party comes to life as his best man turned it into a Republican Party fundraiser with Dave Ramsey as a guest speaker...
"Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
- Herman Göring at the Nuremburg trials (thoughts on democracy)
How is MSkis marrying?
Talk about a sausage fest...
I Kid. I kid because I love. ...
You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone
You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
It is all a matter of perspective!!!
Bald guy in blue sports coat, telling the punchline of a joke: "So the bride says, "I am sorry that is now a non-conforming use and will be prohibited after six months of non-use."
Other planners laugh heartily.
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
Here I thought Conservative Catholic was and oxymoron
Having been lured to the reception with a promise of hot young babes in the pool and finding none, the planners once again console themselves with mass quantities of alcohol.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
People who failed to heed the 'blue shirts only' memo, are relegated to server duties.
Extreme Cyburbia laefest
October 20, 2007
somewhere in the panhandle of Florida
It turns out Republican fundraisers are even less cool than they sound.
Do you want to pet my monkey?
"Participants at the annual Erectile Dysfunction Conference discuss whether cialis was meant for when the time was right, or was via viagra really the right way to go."
No Signature Required
RJ and ZG decide to move their poolside ceremony to allow for Cyburbians.
Larry's plan to "shake things up and really freak out" his colleagues was proven unsuccessful even with the white pants after Labor Day.
"You can measure the health of a city by the vitality and energy of its streets and public open spaces.”-- William H. Whyte..
Where's Rodney Dangerfield ?
This video is boring. Ten minutes, and still nothing happens.
Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.
Pretty staid looking group for a party where they've already thrown some of the tables into the pool.
OT: There's only about four women in the picture. Seems like a pretty closed group.
More OT: I once showed up for a business meeting in which every male in attendance (13 of us) was wearing a blue blazer. That was the last time I wore my blue blazer for about 10 years. This group should look around and get a clue.
Mom told me the guy in the blue shirt was my dad.
*note… there is no way that is my reception… there would be people in that pool!
If you're not growing, you're dying. - Lou Holtz
hello my name is XXXX and I own a blue shirt
hello XXX we feel your pain and accept you as you are.
On a serious note, after seeing this I will now never buy another blue shirt (have 2, solids and a few patterned) OR a blue blazer.
Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....