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    NIMBY asshatterer Plus Richmond Jake's avatar
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    Judge the owner by the car #4

    Hint: she's not a lesbian. Trust me on this one.


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    Alessandra di Benini, a middle-aged woman. Semi-retired planner who is also a part-time English teacher for a Korean exclusive school in downtown south.

    She had a teenage kid but was separated from her philandering husband who dated a more beautiful and younger lady a decade ago.

    Six months ago, she was dating this good-looking executive (who is in his 60's) until they finally decided to get married soon.

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    Single mother of a pubescent boy. Dating a whino. Still has a tarp on her roof from a 2005 huricane.

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    Just great - just another 4 wheel drive SUV in Florida that will never go off road (on beach) or even get dirty.
    No roof rack for the sailboard or trailer hitch for the boat.

    Typically owned by a suburban stay at home mom.
    Must be a Northern because there is no Florida Gator decal on it.
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    Cyburbian Planit's avatar
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    Quote Originally posted by JNA View post

    Typically owned by a suburban stay at home mom.
    Must be a Northern because there is no Florida Gator decal on it.
    But there's probably an FLORIDA GATORS NATIONAL CHAMPIONS license plate of the front...is that Jimmy Buffet music I'm hearing???
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    Professional woman, possibly a planner. Probably owns a touring kayak and has a Lab or a golden retriever. Spends a lot of time on the weekends in Lowe's and Home Depot. Her husband has a pickup or a Honda Civic that is at least ten years old.
    "I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."

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