The Transylvania Humane Society fired the firm responsible for its latest ad campaign.
New this Fall....
Count Dogula Bites Again
The New Adventures of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
"The Bitch Bride of Dracula"
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
RJ terminates another non-productive staffer.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
“Welcome to ‘Friday Fright at Midnight ‘ with your host, Spike Ghoul on Huntley, Ill Public access television.”
Lon... I mean Dick Cheneys' dog announces his bid for the position of GOP top dog. Pictured is last years top dog making his endorsement final.
Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.
'I need to re-evaulate this Pet-Owner Relationship Thing'